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Urquhart Castle, and yes - that's Loch Ness right behind it!
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Together with our piper, John McDonald.
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OK, I couldn't help myself ;-p
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We had 3 cakes (I'm a Libra and I can never make up my mind!)
The top was a white chocolate & limoncella, decorated as Scotland.
The middle one was a Black Forest Gateau, decorated as Germany.
The bottom one was a Madeira Cake, decorated (with dunes & camel) as Dubai.
(Cake by Varis Pipe Dreams; the incredibly talented Kevin Todd!)
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THE medieval-style dress!
(custom-made by the very talented tailors of Dubai :-)
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"Och, it's all goan' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers (flowers), the church, the caurs (cars), the reception, the rings, the meenister (minister). Even ma stag night".
Jock nods approvingly.
"A've even bought a new kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Jock, "that's mahgic (magic), you'll look pure smairt in that!"
"An' what's the tartan?" Jock then enquires.
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white!"
Jock McTavish - a Scotsman - decided to get married; so one morning he sent messages to three of his girlfriends, proposing marriage. Two phoned immediately to say 'yes' while the third phoned later in the evening to say the same.
He married the third girl saying, "The lass for me is the one who waits for the cheap rates."
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin way up the Highlands of Scotland. They had arrived on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine thanks. We're living on the fruits of love." the voice giggled.
The old man replied, "I thought so... but would ye mind not throwing the peels of that fruit out tha window... they're choking ma ducks!"
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