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| Page Views: 328 | nobby visits wonkaland! viewer discretion advised! by willy_wonka - last update: Apr 14, 2008 |
the visit started innocently enough. after coming over from new zealand, then spending time with thewanderingcamel, it was time for nobby to come and visit willy_wonka and her good old pal abear for a fun day in chez wonkaland.
nobby drove from the cafe with the sunroof open and the gangsta beats pumping through the bmw speakers, cruising the streets of the fremantle. he then came to wonkaland, met abear, and they had a drink of red bull.
little did i know what was about to transpire.... |
|  | firstly nobby was a bit hungry, and what better to eat then "nobby's nuts!". this brand is famous in australia as a snack that one has while drinking beer. go to any bar and more often then not some nuts will be served in a bowl to drink with your beer.
the funny thing is the catch cry or slogan of nobby's brands of peanuts is ...
"NIBBLE NOBBY'S NUTS!!!!"
little did i know abear and kate the kangaroo would take it so literally. |
| | it didnt take long after the red bulls and nuts for kate the kinky kangaroo and abear the amazing psychobear to show nobby how they have a good time. wonkland is a land of crazyness, kinkyness, wild times and an anything goes attitude.
poor nobby didnt know what he got himself in for! |
| | it wasnt all sexual deviances though. nobby got a tour of the house of wonka by hanging onto kate and going for a ride. he saw the cinema room, the gym, the swimming pool and of course, every bedroom in the house. bloody kinky! |
| | that abear is a bad bad influence. he's often drunk on most weekends, and this weekend was no different. having a new buddy to share the booze with was an exciting time for abear. i must say though, it seems nobby had been without a drink for a while. it only took him one bottle of white vino to get smashed. let alone the kahlua, the absolut and the johnny walker red label. it was nasty... |
| | no visit to wonkaland is complete without the necessary pose with the banana. after all, paying homage to anna banana is a must when visiting her *all bow down in reverence please*. the problem was, the banana was used as a different tool for these two kinky bears.
i was a bit disappointed really. abear does have a girlfriend, a bear in the room down the hall called nicola. yet he was having it off with nobby! i guess he's bisexual. the things you learn every day! |
| | ok, no comment. |
| | it was some time ago that a lovely vt thong came in the mail from the lipps inc crew. signed by such vt luminaries such as geisha_girl, mir (fashionista), beach_dog and carmela71, this thong has taken pride of place in the bottom knickers draw for as long as i can remember.
nobby saw it, and just had to try it on. after all, he is VT's premier travel bear, so what better way to show the VT spirit then to have a laugh and wear the thong. the brown stain by the way is a lipstick kiss, not a remnant of the drunken vt meets of the past!
nobby, it was a pleasure having you in my house! i glad you got to live a little and experience the true "wonky" experience. to all other vt'ers who want to visit my house, i am quite normal, really!!! ;-P |
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Jim_Eliason Wed Aug 6, 2008 13:59 UTC
I'm soooo disappointed!!! Think it would it be OK if I jumped on one of the locals and exclaimed "crikey that's a big one , look at them teeth!"? My vacation just wouldn't be the same without it. | alusru Tue Aug 5, 2008 08:20 UTC
Anna, thank you so much for your lovely wishes! Celebrating in Alexandria and enjoying Egypt until 13th ... it is wonderful! Love and kisses. Ursula | johnsakura Mon Aug 4, 2008 23:56 UTC
BIG KISS!!! | themajor Mon Aug 4, 2008 23:44 UTC
Back so soon Wonks? Time off for good behaviour I trust?! |
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