Travel Tips

Some women swoon when a man gives her roses,
Staring all day at each lovely bloom.
There are ladies who gush over chocolate truffles,
reluctant to let the box leave the room.
Some girls would kiss toads for a spritz of Chanel,
Or hand out their numbers for a glass of Moet,
But these are not for me I say!

You can keep your Godivas and rubies and pearls,
Your little stuffed bunnies and silk scarves with whorls.
If you really loved me you'd me bring me a brie!
A nice Danish blue to have with my tea.
A wedge of cheddar from Wisconsin is fine
With a few plump grapes just plucked from the vine.

Bring me a Camembert and then we'll talk;
We'll nibble some Gouda and take a long walk.
Some goat's milk feta might get you a kiss;
A few slices of Roquefort and you're sure not to miss!

For cheese is the thing that makes my heart dance,
A love like no other, it's not just by chance,
Cheese has a special place in my heart;
It also goes nicely with a warm apple tart.