"Jokes and notes - and a little photo - editing" by alucas

In Honour of Beach_dogs Birthday - March 10th 2006

It started when I forgot to turn the flash on the camera, and the halo appeared as if by magic

Of course, everyone knows that he's really a little angel

But of course, the dog doesn't always behave, and the halo tends to slip a bit

Especially after the Hobbit incident

One day it will slip too far

and that will be the end of the Dog

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Haggis Hunting

Haggis Hunting

This started as a leg-pull by Ricky in the misc forum, and I decided to make it into a "Warnings and Dangers" tip for Scotland.

Haggis are very elusive creatures. Until recently, sightings in daylight were very rare, and they were even harder to catch. They normally live near the tops of mountains, and escape capture by running round the peaks. Over the years this has meant some haggis have evolved with one leg longer than the other, enabling them to run faster on the slopes and giving them an advantage over their pursuers. However it has recently been reported in the Misc. forum that a certain lady has had her leg pulled so often, that she now has one leg longer than the other. This will give her a significant advantage over the little b****rs, and we can therefore expect a haggis feast at the Marbela VT meeting in May.

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Punch-up in Marbella

Following on from the Haggis Hunt, further leg-pulling involved balloons, and I decided to pull together some of the postings into this picture

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My head hurts ! That was some party !

Especially for Suet again, this was the result of a phone conversation involving poodles, haggis, thongs and parties.

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