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|  | How to ask a salary increase? One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould under$tand the need$ of your employee$ who have given $o much $upport, including $weat and $ervice, to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $hell
The next day, the employee receives this letter of reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well.
NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if our country may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw.
You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
Why do I have the feeling that poor Norman is a colleague of mine??? |
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Our company's dressing code: always cover your back. (Anonymous)
The one that smiles when the things went wrong already found someone to blame. (Arthur Bloch)
I've noticed that the persons that arrive late in the office are more cheerful than the ones waiting for them (E.V.Lucas)
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. (Dean Acheson)
Tell your boss everything you think about him and the truth will set you free. (Anonymous)
Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night. (George Allen)
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. (H. Jackson Browne)
Less important you are in the company's structure, more they will miss you when you'll be out of office. (Bill Vaughan)
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. (Robert Orben)
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. (Robert Frost)
The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week. (Robert Frost)
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. (Paula Poundstone) | | |
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- if it clatters, call the mechanic
- if it whistles, ignore it
- if it is a friend, take a break
- if it is your boss, simulate you are busy
- if he talks, take a notice
- if it's written by hand, make it up
- if it's make it up, copy it
- if it's copied, put it on a file
- if it's Friday, forget about it!
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