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MOLVANIA: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry

ZLKAVSZKA! (Welcome!)

Extracted from the book:
..."One of Eastern Europe's most overlooked destinations once known only by war historians and Soviet drug runners. This landlocked republic is now finally being discovered by the discerning traveller. This latest Jetlag guide offers all you need to know about getting there, getting around and safely escaping the forgotten jewel that is Molvania"...

Capital: Lutenblag
National Airline: Aeromolv

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PHAIC TAN: Sunstroke on a Shoestring

QAC! (Welcome!)

Extracted from the website:
..."For too long now Phaic Tan has been closed off from the outside world, a country visited each year by just a handful of hardy travellers, aid agency workers and hostage negotiators. But now, thanks to this fully up-dated Jetlag guide, everything you need to know about planning a trip to Phaic Tan, birthplace of the trouser press and irritable bowel syndrome, is here"...

Capital: Bumpattabumpah
National Airline: Royal Fok Tok Airlines

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SAN SOMBRERO: A Land Of Carnivals, Cocktails and Coups

Extracted from the website:
..."Each year more and more visitors are discovering the magic of San Sombrèro, lured by its tropical charms, exotic lifestyle and lack of extradition treaties with the outside world.

Proudly considered the birthplace of tinted sunglasses and sequins, this fascinating land is packed with things to see and do. Have your photo taken with a colourfully dressed ruhmero (drunk) while his accomplice steals your wallet. Sway to the steamy bababumba, one of the few dances in the world to routinely involve and exchange of body fluids. Try 'red-water rafting' your way down a river of boiling lava. Or simply sit back and sip a molitivo cocktail while listening to the hypnotic rhythm of government helicopters staffing a nearby rebel stronghold"...