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Smell the spices, see the smiles and hear the laughter and whisperings of the locals.


Real Name: Victoria
Lives In: Beijing Shi, CN
Member Since: Nov 08, 2001
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sugarpuff's Albums
Title [Click to view]Travel YearPictures
Beijing 2008 Olympic Games- 2
Swimming Olympics 2004!!!!- 4
Silly signs I've encountered along my way...!- 8
Foot massages from around the world!!!- 3
VT Special moments....- 8
'My mum and me in Suzhou, China'- 8

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Silly signs I've encountered along my way...!

by sugarpuff - last update: Aug 18, 2006

Lijiang, Yunnan. May 2005

Make sure you fall strategically!
This is a page for you all to have a giggle looking at! I travel throughout China and due to VT I take photos of funny things all over the place! I want to share them with you and in return, I would love you to send funny signs to me too and then I will add them to my page..can you do that? We could really get a nice page going here!!!!! Email me them, and I'll post them here!!!!
Careful not to ruin it!

Beijing, Ming Tombs. Dec. 2003

Ha ha....whilst walking around The MIng Tombs in BEIJING I saw this fairly comical sign. The Chinese have a thing that NO-ONE can EVER stand on any piece of grass ANYWHERE! So seeing this notice was very amusing! I shall take note when approaching 'luxuriant grassland' next time!

Beijing, Forbidden City. Dec. 2003

Cruising round The Forbidden City, again in BEIJING, this sign popped up suddenly! ANOTHER one I thought? How can this be....? I guess it's just an all round year sign that they can't be bothered to take down during the non-flowering season! All the same, it amused my little self!
Looks like someone got to them before the sign!
The foreign ones are the best!!!!

Somewhere in Norway...sometime!

Kindly lent by DAARTH ...this is a classic one too!

"Hahaha!! Fart actually means speed in Norwegian..."

And I'm hoping 'dempere' means bump?

Chengdu, Sichuan. Oct. 2004

I went to Chengdu October 2004 with a group of friends and had a splendid time.You can catch up with my stories by going HERE if you like...

Anyway, whilst I was there visiting LESHAN I came across this wonderful sign!
Has to be one of my favourites!
Well..of course!!!!

Only in China would you see this!!!!

CONFUCIUS sent this in today to add to the collection.

"I took this photo at Beijing Jeep factory. You can add it to your funny sign collection if you like."

This is hilarious!

CONFUCIUS says "This is from a fancy restaurant in the Fengtai district south of Beijing.They somehow used the vulgar interpretation of "gan" to translate menu items. Needless to say not many foreigners dine in Fengtai district, so it wasn't caught for a while."
What on earth were they thinking?!!!

Can you believe this.....!!!! Brilliant!!!!

This is possiby THE funniest sign Ive ever seen..it even beats the ones that I have taken photos of and I thought they were pretty great! This was sent in by JENNIFLOWER Thanks for sending it my way!!!


Here are some signs that you won`t find anywhere else in the world - except Africa:


In a restaurant in Zambia: "Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa: "No trespassing without permission"

On a window of a Nigerian shop: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?"

On a poster in Ghana: "Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help"

In a hotel in Mozambique: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9.00am and 11.00am daily"

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo: "Take note: when this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."

In a Zimbabwean restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet: "Risk of electric shock - do not touch with wet hands."

In a Botswana jewellery shop: "Ears pierced while you wait."

In a maternity ward in Tanzania: "No children allowed."

In a Namibian nightclub: "Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."

In a Malawi hotel: "It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please do not read this notice."

A sign on a farm gate: "Trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!"

sugarpuff's Albums
Title [Click to view]Travel YearPictures
Beijing 2008 Olympic Games- 2
Swimming Olympics 2004!!!!- 4
Silly signs I've encountered along my way...!- 8
Foot massages from around the world!!!- 3
VT Special moments....- 8
'My mum and me in Suzhou, China'- 8

Comments for sugarpuff about World
MikeySoft Thu Aug 14, 2008 16:28 UTC
 How are the Olympics going? Are your students doing a good job? :)
123rabz Wed Aug 6, 2008 03:38 UTC
 Hi I am new to VT and just wanted to say hi and great homepage you have!
nepalgoods Sun Jul 27, 2008 05:16 UTC
 I enjoyed your "Silly Signs" very much! Thank yo for birthday wishes. Ulrike
LING88 Sun Jul 27, 2008 03:32 UTC
 Very nice homepage, especially the silly signs..lol..thanks for sharing...i love it!! I am new here, very lazy to start my home page and dont know where to start. :) You have a great weekend!!
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