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| Page Views: 2,895 | Why Men Are Happier?!?!? by marimar_72 - last update: May 1, 2007 |
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?* -Your last name stays put. -The garage is all yours. -Wedding plans take care of themselves. -Chocolate is just another snack. -You can be President. -You can never be pregnant. -You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. -You can wear NO shirt to a water park. *
-Car mechanics tell you the truth. -The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. -You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. -Same work, more pay. -Wrinkles add character. -Wedding dress $5000.,Tux rental-$100.*
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. -The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. -New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. -One mood all the time. -Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. -You know stuff about tanks. -A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. -You can open all your own jars. -You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. -If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. *
-Your underwear is $8.95 for 3-a-pack. -Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. -You almost never have strap problems in public. -You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. -Everything on your face stays its original color. -The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. -You only have to shave your face and neck. *
-You can play with toys all your life. -Your belly usually hides your big hips. -One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. -You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. -You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. -You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.*
No wonder men are happier... * |
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alusru Wed Aug 6, 2008 16:56 UTC Thank you so much for your wishes! I enjoyed my special day in Alexandria ... it was amazing! Hugs from Egypt. Ursula | JimKnopf Wed Jul 30, 2008 06:44 UTC Great Video of Flamenco | Manyana Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:09 UTC ya3ni enti matroo7i elli aba aro7aha 3'air fil wagt 3'air al monasib? you're w/ sherine? say hi to her and your babies too, hugs, a:^) | iinocent Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:21 UTC heyyyyyy!! nyc profile!!! i lyk ur abaya!! um i need a lil hep..can u temme me a gud gym or club for ladies in jeddah sumwhere near sabaheen st. thnx... will b w8in 4 ur reply!!! my idz iinocent@vtmail.com |
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