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Old enough to know better,too young to resist !!


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Why Men Are Happier?!?!?

by marimar_72 - last update: Oct 9, 2009

Top Reasons*

My son flying
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
*

-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be President.
-You can never be pregnant.
-You can wear a
white T-shirt to a water park.
-You can wear NO shirt to a water park. *
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress $5000.,Tux rental-$100.*
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
friend. *
-Your underwear is $8.95 for
3-a-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck. *
-You can play with toys all your life.
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.*

No wonder men are happier... *

marimar_72's Albums
Title [Click to view]Travel YearPictures
For ladies ONLY!!- 7
Why Men Are Happier?!?!?- 4
Him & Her :-s- 1
Funny one liners!- 2
Two Royal Weddings Stories!- 8

Comments for marimar_72 about World
monina_c Fri Oct 16, 2009 02:38 UTC
 Marimar that plane ride was almost 40 yrs ago. It is funny what the mind remembers. :) I guess like me, that plane ride made your daughter eager for more!
ludogatto Sun Oct 11, 2009 21:59 UTC
 Thank you for your wishes!
Quero Fri Oct 2, 2009 13:09 UTC
 Thanks so much for the birthday greetings! They certainly made my day sunnier.
vdoortje Tue Sep 8, 2009 14:31 UTC
 Shukran habibaty! Planning Egypt somewhere in Spring next year. Sadly not this year (new CV heater to be bought). Januari 2nd grandchild in the making!!!! After that... March I think or April
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