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Conversation with Stupid Person.
SP: "insert city here" is the best place to live!! I would NEVER live anywhere else, this city is the greatest!!!
me: really?? where else have you lived?
SP: no where
me: dumbass.. |
T.G.I.F.... WTF?? Why TGIF?? What the hell difference does it make whether it's Friday or Tuesday? You still have to get up early and by the time Friday nite hits, you're too damn tired to get your ass off the couch to go out anyways.
Why not T.G.I.Saturday? Saturdays you get to sleep in AND stay up late?
I think whoever came up with TGIF was drunk. |
People that P*ss me Off!! 1. People I meet on holidays who don't deserve to travel..
We all know them...the one's that refuse to learn to speak the language, try the food, treat the locals with disrespect, ask where the nearest taco bell is in Mexico. To all of you...STAY HOME!!!!
2. People who talk a load of crap..take politics for example..if you have knowledge of it, debate it, discuss it...if you don't...SHUT IT!!!
3. People that litter..the one's that blatently throw crap out of their car window...coffee cups, fast food bags, soda cans...i swear one of these days i will follow them and throw some sh*t all over their cars...
4. Halloween...What is this day all about?? Somebody correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a pagan holiday?? How did it turn into little r@tb@st@rds panhandling for candy?
to be cont'd.....for when i'm again in a foul mood...and boy that day is today...
5. People that talk just to hear their own voice...
For example: I'm eating a yogurt at my desk (now keep in mind this question would be valid if i was eating a freakin' Iguana on a stick) and this idiot will ask me "where'd you get that?" and he'll usually do this when I'm on the phone with a client........umm.....this is not a growth on my head......IT....IS....A .....PHONE.....so I tell him that I got my yogurt from the f**king YOGURT FAIRY THAT LIVES UNDER MY KEYBOARD!!
6. People that phone you to tell you that they've sent you an email...and then keep you on the phone so they can tell you exactly what was written in that email....WHAT THE %^#*???
7. Relish...what is this?? This is not for consumption. It's already been consumed....Relish = Regurgitated Pickles |
HERE WE GO!! 8. Okay, PERSONAL SPACE....say it with me...PERSONAL SPACE.....if you board the transit and the train is empty except for one person, DON'T SIT NEXT TO THEM!!!
IT'S CREEEEPY!!!!
oh, and escalators...WALK LEFT, STAND RIGHT..GOT THAT??
WALK LEFT, STAND RIGHT!!
This is Dedicated to the Men in Uniform (not all...some...so please..don't get in a tizzy..)
This is a really good tip for you guys okay? Ready?
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BADGE IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GOD AND IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU IRRESISTABLE!!
eg:
Guy: Hey..my buddy over there thinks you're cute..
Girl: Hey...is your buddy a mute?
Guy: He's a cop..he wants to talk to you..
Girl: Oh he's a cop??? REALLY?? no thanx
Guy: why not?
Girl: because he's not conducive to my crack habits... jackass... |
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zanzooni Fri Nov 6, 2009 02:25 UTC
Hey there Missy! We are doing a VT meet in October of next year, in Fredericksburg, VA. It's posted in the meetings site. Hope you 2 can make it!! ~ | Kaspian Tue Oct 27, 2009 21:37 UTC
WHAT??! You were the one who was wishing for snow in April this year!! Now you're scared of a little -10? >:) | shohman Wed Oct 14, 2009 16:17 UTC
not yet. We are waiting until after the holidays. Going to fly from either SFO or LAX. Meet was fun, but you weren't there :( | Waalewiener Wed Oct 7, 2009 15:51 UTC
Hi Youncy pooo Thank you Lori & I are still hoping to see you wednesday the 28 th even if only for a short time Yoona Let me know if that might be possible |
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