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| Page Views: 608 Last Visit to Switzerland: - | Chatiquette by Myndo - last update: Apr 6, 2005 |
What follows is the chat I had with this guy from northafrica who said in his "details" he was only looking for friends.
Oh yes, I know.
But the english he has ... oh my. Try to make it out yourself.
djamel: As for good evening , how are the circumstances at you
cutie: HI, it is early afternoon. not evening.
djamel: Excuse me that we speak with you from Algeria
cutie: it should be the same time there as here.
djamel: The crook of the identification on you appears we are indulgent
djamel: The God you you speak well languid I want the continuation of the way with you
Allocutie
djamel: I hope for you I roast the talk with me
Allo
djamel: We are , my Algeria and my headkerchief 33 in the year I work in the field of the education
djamel: Excuse me that we speak with you from Algeria
djamel: That I/he soften I place you in the suitcase of the friends
djamel: Why? I/she/you was broken on-line
cutie: no, i was always here.
i just canīt make much sense of what you write
djamel: I thank you languidly always with you on the putting down
djamel: We love your country a great love
djamel: In year 1980 a young woman arrived at Algeria from you she demolished 15 daies at us
djamel: Sincefor time languid I know this country well crawl to live in him
djamel: Act slowly you and why
djamel: He appeared try to understand my talk well
djamel: is with me that what is he producing at you
djamel: The God that we are , the crook of the identification on you did much but you are except his acceptor
djamel: Why? don't answer
cutie: you talk nonsense
djamel:I don't understand then they the last word what is she/you meaning
djamel: );
cutie: your use of english is very random. you make no sense at all.
djamel: Why? I/you say that we keep silent random
cutie: you donīt even seem to know the difference between I, you, he, she, it to begin.
djamel: Am I giving to you be sunken
cutie: now what does that mean?
cutie: a ship sinks, when it was in the past it is sunken.
and you give what to who?
djamel: You a companion of witty stories and an educated young woman thank you
cutie: wow, finally a full comprehensive sentence.
thanks for the compliment.
djamel: We are admirer by you many you are immense
djamel: The God you she built an educator and you have the sun the most preferable of this kind from the girls raised a languid grandfather aloft
cutie: no clue what you are talking about.
djamel: You try to understand my talk well and you try the elusion from me
cutie: i try and donīt get it.
djamel: For god that we are frank with you
djamel: I name the embellishment of a cameleer that we live in Algeria and you
cutie: ???
djamel: Suez a favor and a favor were acclimatized in the world
cutie: ??
djamel: Try to understand my talk
cutie: i try to no avail.
djamel: We are , the crook of the identification by you
cutie: the crook???
djamel: Languid I added the suitcase of the friends to you
djamel: Mahes the kidnapper at you
cutie: huh?
djamel: The God that we loved the first word with you from you
cutie: huh?? |
djamel: What are you taking by force we talk irrationally the word
cutie: really again: you make no sense in what you say.
do you use a dictionary?
can you speak other languages?
djamel: He lived in comfort and luxury that for pay blood money obscure as what they were fried
cutie: who is "he"?
djamel: Obscure for g
djamel: A muzzling she for hour at you that
djamel: I desire to I be alongside you
cutie: you will not.
djamel: We are in love with by you very
cutie: i donīt think so, no.
djamel: Your talk prepared with honey
cutie: lol. no
djamel: You Aziza rose
djamel: I/you said to you you a witch paradise
djamel: Always we reflect on you
djamel: The grain is a disease and Lees to him a drug
djamel: How is he the atmosphere at you I/he soften
djamel: I/she/you forgot to say to you your work's Mahes
cutie: can you decide on who said? you, she or me?
djamel: The God is Saida very languid versed through the talk
djamel: You are the immense young woman and your talk a honey and a perfume like the flowers
cutie: you are only flattering for a reason. when does it come?
djamel: For god that we desire to be in the country of the second with you I betray you
cutie: so you want to be where i am and as soon as you are, you betray me?
djamel: That not I/he spread a cirque but I want the marriage from you
cutie: not possible.
djamel: We , the most preferable your country very much languid , will not lie to you
cutie: and what do you call this here? you only choose me because of the country i am from.
You know nothing of me.
This does not interest you.
You wonīt get what you want.
bye
djamel: For is burned stupid that we are frank with yo
djamel: The barquentines of the God in you languid with you I lie to you
djamel: You will learn each to me languidly I/you was courteous from who thinks over the visa
cutie: oh the nerve!
djamel: That my aim he you languid I am Said with you the boys are being given birth
cutie: i think you want to say that if i am taking you, i will have only boys as children?
I like girls better, anyway.
djamel: I/you settled a two hours with you and half sleeves are the most hairy and be I/you settled a two minutes
djamel: I/you said to you when we get married
cutie: never
djamel: Why? I/you said never
cutie: because it is so: I will never marry you.
djamel: Try with me you will succeed in your snakes
cutie: i succed very well without you, thanks |
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canuck68 Mon Apr 7, 2008 22:46 UTC
I just spent a delightful 3/4 of a hour looking at pictures of your wedding, your wonderful son and then some of Namibia. Is your husband associated with the firefighters or do they just "show up" at many weddings? | SLLiew Sun Jan 13, 2008 15:15 UTC
Very useful local Swiss tips. Cheers from Penang, SL :) | TheIsland Fri Aug 31, 2007 06:16 UTC
Greeting to you and your family from Thailand ! Lovely pictures on your page. I wish I can holding your son for a while. he's so cute. all the best. Lin | adema29 Thu Aug 23, 2007 06:08 UTC
I was looking at your baby's photos! They impressed me so much! I love the picture intitled "hands"! |
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