"The KP Experience" by kphstar

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Learning the torpedo

Whilst in Penang I'd prefected the art of Torpedo diving. It's quite simple and everyone should try it at least once.

Simply find a deep swimming pool. Ignore the "don't dive" signs and run full speed towards the pool. Jump and elevate as high as possible with arm firmly by your side, and steer your head towards the water.

At this point most smart people would move their arms towards a forward position as to break the water entry - not me. Instead, place you hands in available side pockets and greet the water surface with you head. Trick to surviving this is to not look up or you'll get the belly flop - in your face. Once you're in the water, don't forget to breath... very important.

Recommended for kids aged 9 to 55

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I feel the earth move under my feet

It has to be done!! Even the government can't stop me from my true calling. I ahve seen all that is above me, now to see all that is below me..... nice paving.

Putrajaya is an amazing place to do what i do best....no not talking out of my ass..... by the way, does any one have a mint?

However, you have to wonder whether this is money well spent. That's Prime Minister's Office in the background. I ask you, how many secretarys can one man require?Oddly everytime I've been there I've never seen anyone going in or out.

White Elephant...maybe.

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Just hanging out

Hanging with the Big Kahuna on Waikiki Beach was fun. My special way of paying tribute to legend of surfing. Sure I don't surf, but I can still Hang 10.

You'll be sure not to miss this bronze statue. Take a happy photo with the "man" and don't let and officals stop you.

Make sure there are plenty of little children around so you can encourage them to unnecessarily hurt themselve.... or at least learn to embarass themselves without shame.

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Judo Chop!!!!

What do you get when you cross Willy Wonka, Kato and a Trekkie? A bloody messy drunken night.

A dress up party is fantastic. Even more so when you take over a pub and claim it was a drunken playground for you can your friends.

It's amazing what you can do with a roll of gaffa tape and eye covers.

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KLCC

To roll or not to roll? That is the Question.... Roll

KLCC park is a perfect place to relax after an afternoon of shopping.

Also, pretend you're Jesus and take a walk on the water. See the looks you'll get.