"Bible Bloopers" Top 5 Page for this destination Israel Travelogue by gilabrand
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1. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
2. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
3. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
4. The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
5. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
6. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
7. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 Decibels.
8. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
9. One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
10. Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Harrod's.
11. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
12. David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
13. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals.
14. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
A rabbi and a priest from the local synagogue and church are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
"The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now--Before It's Too Late!"
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The rabbi turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say ?Bridge Out?"
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