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"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
Ivana Trump.

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carey

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole.

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."
Clint Eastwood.

"Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award."
Billy Wilder.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Gobal.

"The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB."
Clive James.

"The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan.

"If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable."
Russell Bell.

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Cher.

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
Steve Martin.

"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Spike Milligan.

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Napoleon Bonaparte

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Actors who have tried to play Churchill and MacArthur have failed abysmally because each of those men was a great actor playing himself.
William Manchester

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Alfred Hitchcock

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sugarpuff Sep 6, 2008 at 5:18 PM Report Abuse

Youre online!!! What are you doing online? And if you are REALLY online why havent you updated anything..youre such a nerd!!! But youre MY nerd...littwle wonny..
Etoile2B Apr 8, 2008 at 10:45 AM Report Abuse

Happy Birthday from Sunny California! Here's to another great year!
GracesTrips Apr 8, 2008 at 12:30 AM Report Abuse

Happy Birthday, Ron! ENJOY the day!
ptitelili Apr 8, 2007 at 12:41 PM Report Abuse

joyeux anniversaire from france!!!!
sayedaburas Apr 8, 2007 at 2:17 AM Report Abuse

♫•:*¨`*:•Happy birthday to you♫♫Happy b-day to you♫HAPPY BIRTHDAY to RON ♫♫Happy b-day to yoou•:*¨`*:•♫ I wish U a Happy Easter & happier maany returns as well(~_~)
traveloturc Apr 7, 2007 at 11:56 PM Report Abuse

Happy birthday from Istanbul.I wish that you realize all your dreams ...good luck to you...
mary2u99 Apr 7, 2007 at 8:18 PM Report Abuse

Happy birthday to you:-)
C-Care Nov 9, 2006 at 8:30 AM Report Abuse

I think Manchester was the coolest place in the UK when i was there. Dont you have any plans visiting asia?
millablake Apr 20, 2006 at 10:56 PM Report Abuse

crazy trip plan. hope petrol prices dont interfere...
larigot Apr 8, 2006 at 10:15 AM Report Abuse

Greetings from Florida, and have a very Happy Birthday! Also, all the best on your trip!