Travel Tips

1.serve zucchini, no matter a la what

2.talk hours about your job (this is rather slow process but it works, in 2-3 days I am out of your horizon)

3.force me to read Steel-like novels or watch soapies

4.speak about Eminem's sad childhood

5.tell me that shower is broken

1.always look at the bright side of life (I have both of them)

2.don't panic if you hear scream or strange animal sounds, that's not runaway from ZOO but me in troubles.

3.wear cap, I'm earbiter. If I found your ears chipsy, you're lost.

4.by the way, how can you survive the hot lava ...

5.kill me by jokes and fun

1.when I was 4 I put my beloved red crayon to my right nose hole. I love drawing whole my life...but not with nose :)

2.my wrist bones aren't identical

3.I hear sounds other can't ...I am not paranoic...

4.my toes are for laughing

5.I grew up 2-3 cms in my almost 30s.

will continue soon ....