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BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF*
OH MY GOD,
I THINK I'M BECOMING
THE MAN I WANTED
TO MARRY!*
GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING
FRED ASTAIRE DID,
BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS
AND IN HIGH HEELS*
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER*
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER*
SO MANY MEN,
SO FEW WHO CAN
AFFORD ME*
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, AND MEN......
SOMETHINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH*
DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN*
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN*
WARNING:
I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT*
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME*
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN*
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE*
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE*
HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T
GO AWAY?*
DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES*
And last but not least:*
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN*
So many men......So little Asprin!*
If they can send a man to the moon....why can`t they send them ALL??*
why do men think they don`t need Directions...when they can`t even find their clean socks??*
He said -"What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror*
He said "Since I first laid eyes on you,I have wanted to make love to you really badly"
She said " Well, you succeeded.!"* |
| I should`ve polished my toe nails |
|  | Prayers For Women. Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man:
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,I'll beat him to death.
AMEN*
Prayer #2:*
Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.* |
| I just cant get enough of shoes! |
| | Men R Like* 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh*t out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8 Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long tomature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it
will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken,the rest are handicapped.* |
| | More of my humble collection!* Incase you are a guy who's reading this:
I swear I`m not the only lady on VT who love shoes
if you are a girl,you know it's true* |
| | Last but not least ;-) * Really I should have polished my toe nails :-s |
| | My Bags Collection* This is my humble bag collection,
As you can see I have placed the names on each one.
The ones with numbers are:
1-A black satin bag,manufactured in Italy,but dunno the name.
2-Mom bought this on her honey moon in Turkey back in 1966.
3-Also an Italian bag,but dunno the name.
The Louis Vuitton,the green DKNY and Fendi were all bought at the same day :-s I was depressed a bit that day so I had to do some shopping(my way of meditation!!!)* |
| my LIMITED shoe collection! |
| | My shoe collection dropped down! After the picture I took of my shoes on my home page,I relised that I am not wearing many of them,so I decided to give them to charity...
the number now has dropped down to 28 pairs only :-((
I need to do some serious shopping GIRLS!* |
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monina_c Fri Oct 16, 2009 02:38 UTC
Marimar that plane ride was almost 40 yrs ago. It is funny what the mind remembers. :) I guess like me, that plane ride made your daughter eager for more! | ludogatto Sun Oct 11, 2009 21:59 UTC
Thank you for your wishes! | Quero Fri Oct 2, 2009 13:09 UTC
Thanks so much for the birthday greetings! They certainly made my day sunnier. | vdoortje Tue Sep 8, 2009 14:31 UTC
Shukran habibaty! Planning Egypt somewhere in Spring next year. Sadly not this year (new CV heater to be bought). Januari 2nd grandchild in the making!!!! After that... March I think or April |
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