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Yes, I am indeed the same Confucius from Lonely Planet Thorn Tree Northeast Asia branch!


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Confucius' Paris Travelogues
Title [Click to view]Travel YearPictures
Confucius presents Nude Tour de Paris (ooh la la)- 8
Views From Atop The Eiffel Tower (and elsewhere)- 6
An Artsy Fartsy Tour of Paris- 8
Tennis, anyone? A Confucian tour of Roland GarrosMay, 2006 8
Geisha Girl's Paris Poem (with Confucian twist)- 

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Confucius presents Nude Tour de Paris (ooh la la)

by Confucius - last update: May 21, 2006

Recognize this fellow? You've seen him before!

Jules, right, carrys a long sword to battle
It's Jules! He's part of the family of gods that decorate the right side of the Arc de Triomphe, one of the most prominent erections in Paris.
(Vixens, don't you sometimes wish you could "click to enlarge" ??!! .......Unfortunately it's not yet possible ....with the first photo of a VT travelogue.)
Laetitia leans back and catches some rays in Paris

Laetitia Keeps Abreast Of Tourist Developments

Day after day Laetitia leans back and watches visitors who are eager to see her city's ample attractions.
Didier grabs the bull by the horns in Paris

Laetitia's Little Brother: Didier

When Laetitia needed help counting tourists visiting Paris, her little brother Didier took the bull by the horns and came to her assistance.
Recently he detected shrinkage and attributed this fact to spring rainshowers, meaning visitors are not staying at length to see the real Paris.
Anatole is a real jerk, always the butt of jokes

Anatole and the Eiffel Tower

Anatole never seems to get off his derriere and do much even though he aspires to be assistant coach of Arsenal some day.
Celeste looks both ways before crossing the sky

Celeste celebrates springtime in Paris!

This heavenly body steps out on the Trocadero to bask in the sunshine. When good weather takes off she takes it all off, much to the delight of tourists who love Paris in the springtime.
Uh oh! Ophelia wanna feel ya!

Felicity gets tickled by Ophelia

Ophelia knows exactly where Felicity is ticklish. Utilizing just a gentle stroke of her fingertips across Felicity's belly, Ophelia makes Felicity giggle uncontrollably like a dolphin with hiccups. Blessed with her long arms and big hands, Ophelia is the Goddess of Ticklishness. Felicity can do nothing but squirm and squeal!
Both Fanette and Annette like to get people wet!

Fanette and Annette at Place de la Concorde

Fanette and Annette are twin sisters who sit near the Egyptian obelisk at a fountain in the middle of Place de la Concorde. They sometimes spray water on French government officials who walk to the administration offices behind them and have been known to squirt Americans who are trying to find the US embassy.

Sometimes their splashing in different directions brings strangers together who then wonder how they got wet. Paris is such a romantic city that often the sisters' cupid-like capers can result in coupling of pairs.
Isabelle and Beau looking at each other with love!

Isabelle and Beau go to Trocadero

The Trocadero is a popular place for young lovers. You can see couples gazing toward the Eiffel Tower and dreaming of immortal happiness.
Isabelle and Beau already got it!

Beau came from Brest and Isabelle is from Cannes. They met before dawn at Place de la Concorde when both got splashed by Fanette and Annette, then walked all the way to Trocadero. Now she's looking in the direction of hope that Beau has what it takes to be her eternal love while he assesses Isabelle's assets with obvious admiration.

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Confucius' Paris Travelogues
Title [Click to view]Travel YearPictures
Confucius presents Nude Tour de Paris (ooh la la)- 8
Views From Atop The Eiffel Tower (and elsewhere)- 6
An Artsy Fartsy Tour of Paris- 8
Tennis, anyone? A Confucian tour of Roland GarrosMay, 2006 8
Geisha Girl's Paris Poem (with Confucian twist)- 

Comments for Confucius about Paris
garridogal Mon Jul 13, 2009 02:12 UTC
 Okay, I finally went back to Paris recently and am looking at your page and laughing at some of your comments. Well done!
JessH Wed Jul 11, 2007 13:26 UTC
 Really informative and fun page here.... thanks for re-teaching me the essential French phrases :-) I really enjoyed your tips. Greetings from Dubai / Jess
Justine12 Sun Jul 8, 2007 02:31 UTC
 bonjour! où etes vous maintenant?
MAIGO Sat Jun 30, 2007 02:45 UTC
 Ohayo~! I wonder........Why Big City (paris,London&NY..) mekes me a jet-black! when I return to a hotel and blow my nose ??
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