Travel Tips

Virtual Tourist members who think they are funny can now compete in my monthly caption contest which uses photos taken in the area surrounding Fuk Hing Lei in Hong Kong.
Although I have been in the vicinity of Fuk Hing Lei, I have not taken any photos of street signs, therefore my former Fuk Hing Lei page was deemed inappropriate according to VT guidelines because I did not post any real travel information about Fuk Hing Lei. (Of course you can bet your Ass, Ukraine that I'll take some Fuk Hing Lei photos next time I'm in Hong Kong!)
Each full moon the best photo caption contestant will win wonderful ratings on her or his travel pages courtesy of Confucius.
Winners will be announced in the Miscellaneous Forum.
Good luck to all entrants and have fun!
(The photos used in the CONFUCIUS caption contest all come from a 250 kilometer radius around Fuk Hing Lei in Hong Kong. Indeed the premiere photo was taken at Song Dynasty Village just down the road from Fuk Hing Lei on the Kowloon peninsula. Therefore this home page album is actually a genuine travelogue of photos taken from the area surrounding Fuk Hing Lei.)
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RULES
1. How to enter: Please post your caption on my Fuk Hing Lei page using the "leave comment" link. The VT format automatically limits each contestant to a single entry. WARNING: Entries submitted on my home page's comments section will be deleted! You will find my Fuk Hing Lei page under Hong Kong on my travel pages.
2. Prize: Confucius will congenially contribute copious confidential constructive ratings to congratulate the most clever or comical caption contestant. Winner's name will be announced in the VT Miscellaneous Forum.
3. Entry deadline: Contest temporarily postponed due to technical difficulties

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Coming back soon due to popular demand!

Mr Wu, desperate to be cured of an embarrassing flatulence problem, crosses his legs and ties pieces of string strategically around his body.

And if my samurai boot up your butt won't convince you to leave me in peace, maybe me shaving your armpits with a sword will!

What do you mean I'm supposed to put bait on the end of it???

"They are round and cute, like this ! " :-)