"Football suporters" Football Fans Tip by NiceLife

Pictured are two Celtic supporters arriving at Central Station on their way to Ibrox, home ground of Rangers. They are happy. That is because they do not know that in two hours time their firm will have lost two nil to Rangers. Then they will not be happy. They will also be in the company of 50,000 other Celtic supporters, also none of whom are happy.

Soon they will become thirsty. Time for a drink.

Next day the Daily Record documented that the police had arrested twenty five people for "bigotry". Bigotry for gods sake.

"'scuse me sir, yes you in green scarf sir. I have observed you speaking in a manner that indicates you hold a degree of animosity towards those gentlemen in the red coloured jerseys opposite you. I'm afraid I must ask you to accompany me to the station"

Thinking of sectarianism it reminds me of the joke about the man who goes into a Belfast pub

"Hey you" says the barman belligerently, "Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

This is my lucky day, thinks Hymie. " I'm Jewish!" he says.

The bartender thinks for a moment. "Allah be praised, I've got one!"