The Church: "The Church" London Nightlife Tip by biggeorge
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This club at Bagleys is actually on Sunday mornings and kicks out around 3 in the afternoon. Someone came up with the bright idea of taking all the Aussies,Kiwis and Springboks and sticking them in a barn with sawdust and warm beer to give Kings Cross a breather.
This place is indescribable ( the sawdusts for the vomit) , impossible not to end up with someone ( or something) , people were spitting vodka into each others mouths last time i was there.
The live entertainers consist of a *** comedian ,boat races ,strippers and the grand finale where several of the less attractive female punters perform a striptease. It's hilarious to watch them as they're normally pretty sweaty ,and people heckle them with taunts of " dance faster you'll lose weight ".
Get there early it's mystifyingly popular.
Dress Code: The bouncers tell you to put as much in the cloakroom as possible as " they'll *** , *** and puke on you "
Directions: Round the corner from Kings Cross station
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