"Claudia Schiffer.......!" Munich Favorite Tip by Fen

Favorite thing: While on a train in Munich, there was a German guy and myself and would you believe it none other than Claudia Schiffer sitting together in the same carriage. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the German guy were sitting as if nothing had happened but I had my hand against my face because I had been slapped there.
Now I was thinking: 'The German Guy must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The Englishman must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the German Guy and got slapped for it.' And the German guy was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Englishman again..........! (haha)