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"Know how to "Blend In"" Top 5 Page for this destination Spain Things to Do Tip by Geisha_Girl

Spain Things to Do: 1,012 reviews and 1,613 photos

  Mosaic Blend
by Geisha_Girl

Remember, the "tourist's dress" is not obligatory. Especially when you tour through a country like Spain where fashion makes a statement. (socks with your sandals is not quite the statement you would like to make in Spain). ;-)

Blend in as much as possible.

The Spaniards appreciate efforts to speak their language. They welcome any attempt!
A sincere smile is the best visiting card.

Spanish Lesson 101 (How to Pronounce)

Boo 'n' oss the ass'

Good Morning

Don the star

Donde Esta?
Where is?

Tea up when are

Tia Buena
Sexy Woman

Tennis-match hero
Tienes mechero?
Do you have a lighter?

The hammer and path
Dejame en paz!
Leave me alone!

Pear donar

Add the o's

No tent tea and dough
No te entiendo
I don't understand you

Kick up Ron
Que cabron!
What a bastard!

T N S pub L puff umm ahh
Tienes papal pa' fuma?
Do you have papers?

Stuck at a car gas
Esta que te cagas
It's f*cking good

Tech ear O
Te quiero
I love you

Two Meg goose stars smooch O
Tu me gustas mucho
I really like you

As two the ass or trap aha's
Estudias o trabajas?
Are you working or studying?

Bum moos atom are those cop ass
Vamos a tomar 2 copas
Let's have two drinks

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