"Pimping" People Tip by gussymons
People, New Orleans: 19 reviews and 16 photos
I know, I know. Pimping isn't exactly a wholesome profession, but I didn't graduate in human biology for nothing you know!
Psychology, behavioural drive, the birds and the bees, statistics training, experimentation. All of the key skills learned in four mind-bending years of British university education, paid by the generous tax-payer, will not have gone to waste. Oh no!
I have decided to pimp cheerleaders from Louisiana colleges and keep only a 30% cut for myself and professional services.
These two likely lasses are my first employees and I hope to be driving my first Buick off the forecourt within the week!
Seriously, people, I'm not a pimp - thats strictly for the mafia and I don't mess with the mafia. If you are in the mafia, look, no disrespect, I give you muchos respect, don't stab me please, but you know, you are the kings of pimps and I don't want to mess. Respect.
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