Every restaurant / cafe / stall in town: "Free heart attacks" Skegness Restaurant Tip by sourbugger

Skegness Restaurants: 2 reviews and 2 photos

  Isn't that appetising ?
by sourbugger

There are a number of high class establishments in Skegness that take the finest chipping potatoes, lightly fry them in the finest oils and serve them with relish and cheery smile.

You didn't really believe that did you?

Lots of places sell the most disgusting grease covered conglomorations your stomach will ever meet.

Favorite Dish: Chips when your drunk - remember if you want to look like a northerner put gravy or mushy peas on them. If you want to look like a southerner put tomato sauce on them. If you want to look like a local put vomit on them.

NB for non-Britons : Mushy peas are a disgusting item which looks like guacamole or child-sick turned green depending upon your point of view.

Address: Everywhere - especially the seafront
Directions: Try chip pan alley in the town - its a gourmet's worst nightmare
Price: less than US$10
Rating: 0
Theme: Fast Food

Review Helpfulness: 2.5 out of 5 stars

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  • Updated Jul 14, 2004
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