"Low budget nightmare" Top 5 Page for this destination Turbo Club Tip by pearpie

Turbo Club, Maspalomas: 1,130 reviews and 0 photos

I don't understand why people give this hotel a good review. The food is awful, it is full of chavs and the location is rubbish.

The rooms were ok, seldom cleaned during your stay, but clean on arrival. The staff are rude, if you have a problem, they don't understand a word or pretend not to.

The entertainment is boring and predictable, the whole place is aimed at the chavvy visitor, whether German or English. the Spanish just avoid you at all costs as they think all English speaking people are chavs. Although you can see why they assume this to be fact, most people staying there are full of tattoos and swear constantly. The drinking is ridiculous! you would think the clientele are dying of thirst, the way they down the drinks. Like they can't get drunk enough to enjoy the place.

We ate out, but this meant changing more money, which we hadn't factored in to the holiday budget. We did try the food several times, but it was the same old recycled rubbish, afternoon and evening.

Your last day the all inclusive cuts off at 12:00, some people complained as there tour operator hadn't warned them of this. But we were glad, as our children were fed up of the entire place by then and so were we. We spent our last day on the beach and ate out in a nice restaurant. If you want to avoid food poisoning, you will do the same too.

I just don't rate this place at all. If you are happy with vomiting groups of drunks simulating sex in the pool, then you will love it here.

My advice would be to run, not walk away from booking this low budget rubbish place. Even the pool is dirty; you don't want your children in there.

The worst part of this holiday was the staff?s attitude towards you if you are not a raving drunk, they can?t even crack a smile. If you are screaming at full pitch, they are all friendly out of fear I can only imagine, because I doubt they like the kind of people who sit there all day and night throwing drinks over each other. It is disgusting when you have children present.

Unique Qualities: Insects, noise, idiots and food which resembles sick.

Address: C/ La Libra no 2 Campo Internacional, Maspalomas, Grand Canary, 35100, Spain
Price Comparison: less expensive than average
Phone: +34 928 76 20 69
Price: US$40-80
Theme: Hotel
Website: http://www.turboclubapartamentos.com/EN_turboclub_1.htm

Review Helpfulness: 2.5 out of 5 stars

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  • Written Oct 4, 2011
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