"India's WORST Hotel" Regency Hotel Tip by global-drifter

Hotel Regency (near Agra Cantt station) is a festering ***hole. The rooms are filthy, and there are frequent power cuts day and night. Stampedes of cockroaches scatter loudly throughout the night, down the hallways and scurrying under doors. Stained sheets that smell of recent sex cling to dusty beds, while the showers are icy cold, not to mention ***-weak. Nothing works, and the only thing this hotel seems to supply in bulk are *** excuses and a blazing indifference.

Worst of all though, is the night manager. A rude and greedy vulture who tried to con me into using a taxi service all the way to Manali (750km), as there was 'no bus or train.' I knew this was *** straight away, but I wonder how many people the sleazebag has hoodwinked. The only questions he asked me were about money, and ranged from the price of my sunglasses to how much my flight to India was. Like the shifty snake he was, he was sizing me up before launching an attack on my finances. His plan failed though, and I was so repulsed by his lack of morals that I only paid half of what he demanded at checkout. I left the worst hotel in India with a smile on my face and laughing heavily, he could holler all he wanted, there was no way I was paying full price =)

Unique Qualities: The worst hotel in all of India - that's unique, right?

Address: The Mall, Namnair, Agra Cantt. Road, Agra, Uttar Pradesh, India
Comparison: about average
Directions: As soon as you reach the hotel, your best bet is to run in the opposite direction.
Price: US$20-40
Theme: Hotel
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