Phat Daddy's: "AVOID AVOID AVOID" Top 5 Page for this destination Cincinnati Nightlife Tip by BeatChick

This is a divey, hole-in-the-wall kinda joint. Real skankariffic, if you know what I mean. The upstairs area was fine (that's why I'm showing these photos); the drinks were KILLER. If you like more alcohol in your drink than filler then this is the place for you, my friend.

The downstairs looked and smelled as if it'd been flooded and barely cleaned afterwards. Why'd we come here? Ebony heard they had some male strippers there that night and since it was HER BIRTHDAY, we had go! Except that the strippers were set to begin at 11:00. Set to begin. Which didn't happen. Occasionally, one fully-clothed guy would hop up on-stage and do a half-hearted gyration. Wow. Sexy stuff. Anywho, an hour-and-half later I'm texting someone "Can you come & take me home?" ;D

OMG, I forgot to tell you about THE BATHROOM! It was one big square room, one dimly lit bulb in the corner, door stalls hanging off the hinges, couldn't secure them in any way, and there's an industrial-sized roll of toilet paper laying on its side on THE FLOOR. So imagine me using the facilities, with one foot on the door, then deftly trying to grab the toilet paper and turning the side that's BEEN TOUCHING THE FLOOR inside the wad so it doesn't touch me, while a woman outside my stall is cursing saying "I'm so damn mad, this place doesn't even have SOAP!" over and over again in a mantra (obviously hoping that this mantra will magically call some soap into this bathroom)! There wasn't even a garbage can in this place. And we're, y'know, WOMEN. We need a garbage can. You could see other people had taken their garbage and thrown it in the cupboard under the sink. Nasty.

Dress Code: Skankariffic!

Photos: October 30, 2009

Address: 7655 Reading Rd, Cincinnati, OH
Theme: Nightclub