"Harley Street" London Tourist Trap Tip by Elodie_Caroline
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Well, this street is okay if you are extremely vain and/or ugly and rich. This place in the UK's version of silicone valley. This is where stupid slappers, that want all of the men ogling them because they have very big boobs or a botoxed filled face, instead of whether they have a nice personality, or are intelligent, or just plain sexy in their own right. I mean, let's face it, you've either got it or you haven`t right?
Having your boobs made to look like balloons won't make you look sexy, they look bloody disgusting, especially when the women are laid down naked and there is a great big parting, like a 5 laned motorway, in between two big lumps!
Sexiness is something that comes from inside of you, not something made out of silicone. It`s fair enough if you've been in an accident, or have had to have a breast removed because of Cancer or something like that, but please, don`t insult mother nature, or our intelligence with false things like boobs!!! Try and make yourself a personality instead.
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