"BEWARE OF SHARKS..........ON THE BEACH!!" Top 5 Page for this destination Malta Tourist Trap Tip by ROCKARIA

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by ROCKARIA
 
 

The maltese beach male shark is different than his counter parts of the north or other meditterranean sea resorts....they have a tendency to flirt as soon as he see a tourist....mostly a blonde or fair haired female....these males sharks usually travel in packs or could also be seen roaming alone on the beaches and once they target thier prey they usually have a strategy or two of how to pull a bird......so beware...these creatures might ask you for a light or for the time to start a conversation.....usually ending with a long summer romance or a longing to come back to Malta by the next flight!!...youve been warned ; ))

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  • Written Feb 21, 2005
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