My favorite travel sayings
1.) Go where you love, and love where you go
2.) Have you anything to declare?
3.) when in doubt, smile and show your passport
4.) DAMN V.A.T!!!
5.) when life gives you the middle seat, hide your ticket and sit in the window seat
6.) In life, you MUST be born, die, pay your taxes, and fly first!!!
7.) Hey guys? Whats up with airplane food?!