"The end of the road... almost." Puerto Viejo by mrotsmit

Puerto Viejo Travel Guide: 158 reviews and 265 photos

Land of the supermodels

Remember that Seinfeld episode where George discovers the secret model's club? Well, we've discovered the secret model's vacation spot: Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica. A laid back, pleasant little place just north of the Panamanian border, on the Carribean, include all the usual beach-town stuff and more. I say "laid back" but we were off-season, I think it can get pretty loud when full of tourists, you could see a number of club & restaurants which catered to the partying crowd. But I digress; we were talk about hot chicks - I should point out that my girlfriend mentioned this first, so it's not just a matter of me being an old perv (which I am), but somewhere there's a supermodel guide book that names PV as the best place for good looking girls to go on vacation alone. Amazing, only the Soho/Tribeca area of NYC is better, of course I've probably ruined the place, now it'll be full of fat, bald, middle-aged losers wondering what that guy on VT was talking about.

  • Last visit to Puerto Viejo: Mar 2006
  • Intro Updated May 9, 2016
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