"Catalina is not just Avalon" Avalon by giampiero6


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I have lived in LA for over 15 years and visited Catalina only after about this year. (I had snorkeled its coast before only but stepped foot on it a few years ago) Avalon, the chief city of Catalina is a pleasant and scenic spot. It's also an unrewarding tourist trap. I don't feel I've missed much of anything not having been there. That said, I've also been there on other occasions which turned into pub crawl karaoke fests. The pubs were surprisingly shady in a way that only a transient yachtie or port can be.

What a shame that such a nice spot is so lame. I mean it's a glorious little town, but there's not much in it besides the usual tourist stuff. It was completely devoid of any character. I can't judge all of Catalina by this, since the majority of the island is pretty untouched and by all accounts has great hiking, camping, snorkeling etc. If you do come to Catalina, by all means, do try to get to other parts of the island!

You really kind of wish this place had something more than golf carts, luau huts, and shops selling t-shirts and junk. I can here on a goofy cruise one time. Now, I have nothing against cruises, boats, cruisers or anything else. But to me, the idea of being on a giant vegas floating around is about as far from what I'd like to do as possible. I wrote about it in a little travelogue. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea. I've had a few cruise enthusiasts get really mad...but hey, what can I say, it's just my opinion, and it's really just a tongue in cheek laugh.

Go ahead, read "Sizzler at Sea" for a laugh

Pros and Cons
  • Pros:It's a little get away from LA
  • Cons:Touristy, Expensive
  • In a nutshell:Attractive setting, beautiful spot, tourist trap.
  • Last visit to Avalon: Oct 2008
  • Intro Updated Jul 24, 2011
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    JennysTravels Jul 6, 2011 at 8:52 AM Report Abuse

    Papas and Beer sounds like my kinda place. Free drinks for getting yer kit off! ;)

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    goodfish Oct 10, 2009 at 9:18 AM Report Abuse

    Hilarious - and all the reasons why I've said I'd never do a cruise. You've just reinforced the decision to go places where I can trash my hiking boots instead of my diet. HA!

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    Slapshot1 Oct 8, 2009 at 10:05 PM Report Abuse

    I have heard from many who cruised to Mexico on the Kmart cruise lines that is was just a lame party. The only cruise that I have been on was The Yangtzee River in China. That was enjoyable and not to long. Three days would be as long as I could handle.

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    maykal Nov 17, 2008 at 8:32 AM Report Abuse

    Haha, I was forced to spend 2 weeks on a cruise this summer, and it was truly abysmal...had a rant on the forums and ruffled a few feathers. Was so tempted to "accidentally" miss the ship at one of the ports! Glad to find another cruise-hater ;@P

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    jumpingnorman Sep 25, 2008 at 1:23 PM Report Abuse

    nice KMART cruise page! I guess cruises are not for me too because I don't like being on boats for a loooong time...my brother-in-law took the $30,000 African cruise and he said it was ok though (at 30T it should be!)

  • yorkiesue Jul 31, 2007 at 12:01 PM Report Abuse

    Worked on there in 2002 hated it! I have visited many places but Italy has to be one of the best,people the friendliest they didn`t even laugh at my attempt to speak Italian!!! An Italian friend showed me round the less tourist parts of Venice (amazing).

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    bevjerry Jul 7, 2007 at 11:09 AM Report Abuse

    My daughter (teaches fitness on cruises) said that about Carnival. If you're offered a cruise on Crystal Cruises, take it! It's a different experience, a true luxury cruise. I went with her for a week, lost 3 lbs, swam with dolphins, and had a fine time.

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    Minstrelette Nov 1, 2006 at 4:05 PM Report Abuse

    Recently some friends asked me to join them for a 5 day cruise. I was tempted to go (they gave a good sales pitch), but I'm so glad I declined. Your account is exactly what I was avoiding.

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    lohki Sep 23, 2006 at 6:13 AM Report Abuse

    I see we share pretty much the same view of the ships... of course I have never been a passenger on one, only a sparkled showgirl! Oh the stories I could tell you….

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    KimberlyAnn Sep 8, 2006 at 8:48 PM Report Abuse

    A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again===How funny! Icecream at 9:00, hmm do we need a breakfast dessert? Now I know why we sail with our own boat!

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