WELCOME. HERE'S ME
Hi. That's me with a some new best friends on Halloween. I used to have a photo of my floating through the air and flapping my arms like a plucked chicken on a cliff dive in Sardegna. It's one of my favorite places on the planet! I grew up in Kansas and in Italy, went to school in Rhode Island and have lived in New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Siena, the Alps and Sardegna. I was born in the US, but am a dual citizen of Italy, where my family lives. I've roadtripped across the US a lot by car and motorcycle. and love the open road. See you all out there!
HERE'S SOME FUNNY STUFF TO CHECK OUT
1. The World Famous Balut MADNESS Video!
So nice, I ate it twice!
2. WE WON THE INDIAN AUTORICKSHAW CHALLENGE AS TEAM NAMASCAR!
(Nascar + Namascar, get it?)
3. Tony Tetro. The World's Greatest Art Forger
Tony was huge in the 70's -80's.!
4. My Sizzler at Sea Travelogue
It's about a regrettable cruise
5. Halloween Insanity on my West Hollywood Page
You have to check this party out!
AND HERE'S SOME PURE POETRY FOR YOU
I wrestled an alligator.
I tussled with a whale;
put thunder in jail.
I murdered a rock,
Injured a brick.
I'm so bad,
I make medicine sick!