"Suckhole" Mishawaka by ashlarben

Mishawaka Travel Guide: 9 reviews and 9 photos

Suckhole butternut squash

Mishawaka sucks. I HATE it there. If for some reason you need to move to Mishawaka, just kill yourself. Dont take the job. At the last minute ditch your flight. Don't marry him/her. RUN AWAY. Trade your national flight towards an international ticket to the congo. Buy a handgun.

More sucking

Mishawaka still sucks, just as much as in Chapter One.

Suck beyond all reckoning or compare

Order a salad in Mishawaka it will consist of this:

Wilted iceberg lettuce
two cherry tomatos
sparse shredded carrots
5 cups of cheddar cheese
stale evil croutons
lardy ranch dressing

Try to order steamed vegetables in Mishawaka you get this:
Buttered vegetables covered in 5 cups of cheddar cheese.

Try to order grilled meat in Mishawaka you get this:
Pan fried meat covered in 5 cups of cheddar cheese.

The only good thing about the entire area is good beer and beef jerky.

Pros and Cons
  • Pros:beer, beef jerky
  • Cons:cheddar cheese, death, sucking butternut squash
  • In a nutshell:Welcome to Mr. Meatpie's Suck Farm, Would you like some iceberg lettuce and cheese?
  • Last visit to Mishawaka: Aug 2006
  • Intro Written Jan 21, 2007
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