"I just love salou" a Salou Travel Page by gunieverebmoist

When my secret lover surgested that we take a wee break in sunny salou, I initially thought "well golly gosh that will be fun" Little did I know that he and his family would be staying in a 5star establishment and little old me would be stuck in a campsite next to the theme park. Livid, I had to blackmail the sod to get me into a hotel at Cap Salou, never in my life have I seen so many ugly common people in one place, and those bloody flip flops!!!!!!!!!!!! aggaggghhhh. death by flip flop. The camp site would have been better. Ahh but in my moment of ultimate anxiety I stumbled into Bar Zeppelin. Wow, woo hoo and a woopy woopy doo doo. Never in the history of the known uningverse has there ever been such a stroppy moody cow behind a bar! and ugly.....well uglier than Les Dawson without the make up. I mean hideous, like a jellyfish in a clear bin bag mingled up with some sick.