"Me Inside You, You Inside My Morocco" Top 5 Page for this destination Morocco by JamalMorelli

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Me, Deep Inside You - You, Deep Inside My Morocco

The title refers to the what you are taking in - it isnt a real Morocco. Its my Morocco - and then...not even that...

Why I am here... what has made this my home...

A Breakdown of What is Inside My Morocco

Things to Do:

Fes
Mount Zalagh
Sefrou
Chefchaouen
Moulay Bouchta
Imlil
Sidi Shamharush
Moulay Idriss Zerhoun
Volubilis
Lixus
Waterfalls
Jewish Cemeteries
Rabat
Tetouan
Tangier
Marrakesh
Jemma el Fna
Sidi Ifni
Taroudant
Tafrout
The Zawiyya
Moroccan Ruins
Immouzer
Mdiq
Casablanca
Festivals
Henna yo self...
Caving in the Medinas
Hammam
Eat Whole Foods for Near-to-Nothing
Kill it yourself - self catering in Morocco pt 1
Tour and Speak Arabic, Speak French - Immersion...
Ask those burning questions - Its yo ticket...
Remember The (Portuguese) Alamo
Terrace Views of Morocco
Get lost - Guideless in Morocco
Get Married in Morocco - Homemaking pt 1
Having kids in Morocco - Homemaking pt 2
Grand Scale Schooling your kids - Homemaking pt 3
You Muslim or something? Prayer, pt 1
Pray in public - Prayer, pt 2
In case you are near someone in Prayer, prayer pt3
Stand in awe of the royal familys wealth or...
Look around the top five Moroccan pages
On the question of the tight schedule pt 1
Food Markets - self catering in Morocco pt 2
Hiking: Awe, Nature, Morocco
Bring your camera to Morocco
The Love Test - Bring Yo Honey to Morocco
Meet and Speak with the Animals
Drool on someones Moroccan carpet
Moroccan Sweets - I got your Ever-Expanding Back..
Duck into a gym - Stay Fit in Morocco pt 1
Outdoor track - Stay Fit in Morocco pt 2
Get your leather and clothes tailored cheap
Bicycle In Moroccan Pad with a Steelers Shirt On
Follow the strange lights of the Moroccan City
Fountain hopping - Moroccan Tilework pt1
Accidents in the Road- your Rental Car pt 2
Moussem of Moulay Idriss in Fes
Time Travel Tourist, Ritual Space Travel Agency
Leather works and Tanneries
Ethnicity, Race and Morocco - Suspend Judgement
The Phallic Tip - Moroccan Arches and Pleasure
Ride a horse, donkey or mule on the cheap
Dancing in the Streets of Morocco
Taking an Official Guide
Crapping in the Street - Doable
Listen for the Selling Songs

A Breakdown of What is Inside My Morocco

Restaurant Tips

'Eat in Someone's House rather than a Restaurant'
'Here is your chef! (The lady in the parking lot)'
'Sampling food in the Sooq'
'Prepare to spit on this ex-pat (after Pizza Hut)'

Nightlife Tips

Christmas in Morocco
'New Year's Eve, Day and the Eid, 2007'
New Year's Party in Casa - New Year's, pt 2
'Wander the medina at night'
'The LEELA'
'Party Crashing in Morocco'
'Make love under a billion stars in Morocco'
'Islamic Holidays'

Off The Beaten Path Tips:

'Ramadan Bliss - Don't Miss It...'
'Driving in the Mountains'
'Pimp yo mouth in Morocco, get a tat'
'Morocco - Country of Magic...and witchcraft'

Tourist Trap Tips

'Your Own Mind'
'The Unlicensed Guide'
'McDonald's'
'Hot Poppa Jamal's VT Morocco Forum Guide'
'Your Own Mind pt 2 Are they just repressed?'
'Your Own Mind pt 3 "Why Do They Hate Us?"'

Warning Or Danger Tips

'Your New Glue or Petrol Sniffing Habit in Morocco'
'Prostitutes and You, the Happy Traveler'
'Being Gay in Morocco - Not a problem'
'Feeling singled out Rage - The Single Female, etc.'
'Drinking the Tap Water'
'Supercheap Buses like TransGhazalla'
'Buying hash in Morocco'
'Stats on Prejudice against Jews? My Response'
'Jackasses on Wheels - Motorbike Guides'
'Fake Guides - No.'
'Fake guides pt 2 - ONLINE'
'Hole in the floor toilets'
'Discussing hot topic politics'
'Telling a Guide (or most anyone) to F*ck Off'
'Getting Jacked Around: Break Out the Bad Ass'
'Ramadan Stupidity...Your Inner Dumbass pt1'
'Culture Shirk... Your Inner Dumbass pt 2'
'Hamar! I don't recommend saying this, either.'
'Offering the PooHand...Your Inner Dumbass pt 3'
'Driving It Down, Speeding in your Rental Car, Cops'
'You are fat and out-of-shape - danger'
'Driving in Casa'
'Violence in Morocco'
'Making Love While In Drag and in Public'
'Warning level - Weak.ReligioPolitical 'Enthusiasm''
'Warning level: Weak - Laundry'
'The Donkey Bomb, Tight Streets and You'
'The Name of Muhammed or Allah in Everyday Speech'
'Terrorism - Weak on the Danger Radar'
'Taking Pictures of Women on the Street - ATTENTION'
'Theft, Safety, Harassment - U.S. Dept of State'
'Traffic Accidents - Driving in Morocco pt 2'

Bayti: Care for the Street Kids of Morocco
Morocco
Learn Arabic
Bargaining pt 1
Photos by Jamal Morelli, uploaded at Studio Shamharush

Magic. Literal magic. The food with hidden love potions. The flirting shadows. The coal to snow contrasts. The love of cats. The ghost filled mountains. The grace and polite society. The fearlessness. The trance. The wild remorseless thunderpounding of the tides on the west coast cliffside beaches. The medinas with more hidden pathways than the mind. Those stories beating beneath the shade of the jellabas hood and those of the veils. The blood streaming through the streets like a lost desert river. Psychic communities.

A Breakdown of What is Inside My Morocco

Transportation Tips

'Those Hot Red Taxis'
'Travel Disruptions on the Holidays'
'Going to/Leaving Fes by Train'
'Tipping the parking guy'
'The Ultimate in Budget Travel - BUS'
'Renting a Car'
'When Your Feet are your only Carriage'
'Common Question:looking at to hire a 4wd, car, etc'

Local Custom Tips

'Learn Arabic, Any Arabic'
'Learn Arabic, Any Arabic pt 2'
'Concern for the poor - Begging in the Streets'
'Bargaining, pt 1 - Get into Character'
'Bargaining, pt 2 - Winning the Game'
'Bargaining, pt 3'
'Clothes - pt 1'
'Clothes pt 2; Wear What You Want...'
'Be gracious... Moroccan style'
'Kiss that child!'
'Kissing the Hand (almost)'
'Lower that music, min fadlak...'
'Bring pictures of your family and yourself'
'Left over fish? Feed the cat, dawg...'
'Say "Bee Smee Lah" (bismillah) before digging in'
'HASHOOMA! Arabic for SHAME!'
'Joke about the Prophet or Islam - no.'
'Think...then Wink'
'Nsha'Allah: "As God has willed", Use liberally.'
'Tip with the Right Hand - do the Right thang...'
'Hug the man/Don't hug the lady...A warning/custom'
'Leynal Shaytan - Settling those Tempers Down'
'Holding hands - man to man'
'"Ba'd tashaa, tmsha" - Promenade'
'Respect for the old'
'The Quran: A Bit of What You May Want to Know'
'Morocco: Fun Islam'
'Morocco: Fun Islam pt2, Prophet and Braids'
'Morrocans pride in Cooking'
'The Color Light Blue'
'The Color Green'
'Baraka - the spiritual essence of the universe'
'Friends of God - Moroccan intercessionaries'
'Leela: The Healing Ritual'
'The Chinstrap Beard'
'The Khamsa'
'Moroccan Pride'
'Animal Sacrifice and Morocco'
'Dogs chase away angels (sometimes)'
'The Stache and the Moroccan Male'
'Itchy hand, money's comin''
'The Roman Morocco'
'The Jinn, Genies, the Invisibles, the Others...etc'
'Respect for the psychic fiqh'
'Aicha Qandisha'
'The Maqadamma'
'Strange for this American- Raw trees, construction'
'School Custom: Drop out'
'The Moroccan King's Ubiquitous Pictures'
'Teleboutique'
'What you see as "spoiled" - children'
'The Rumaat'
'Moroccan women'
'The bitter orange'
'Kissing both sides of the cheeks'
'Bring a gift to your host'
'Ramadan Travel Concerns'
'Noon prayer, lunch, musique andalucia'
'Family - to the extreme'
'Moroccan Clapping Games'
'Shaabi music'
'Moroccan Mint Tea'
'Use these to brush your teeth - Doom!'
'The Jinn, Genies, the Invisibles pt 2'
'Mirleft'
'SHOOK-KRAN - Thank you...'
'Tipping at the Cafe'
'La Bas - 'NO HARM''
'Snakes - another animal who doesn't make the cut'
'Burping - Start your Belches'
'The Moroccan Flag, the Colors Red and Green'

Packing List Tips

'November and December in Morocco'
'Weather in Morocco - °Farenheit'
'Weather in Morocco - °Celsius'
'Money and Morocco'
'Toilet Paper'
'Your own tampons and your own condoms'
'Megapurpose DeRRa'
'Pack Light, Baby...'
'Water'
'imodium'
'Emergency List - Dentist'
'Cellphone'
'BOOKING AHEAD in Morocco'
'Travel Pouch'
'PHONE HOME for €0.017 - Skype, Moneybookers, You'
'Packing to GO HOME - UPS'

Shopping Tips

'Buying Dirhams - Selling Dirhams'
'Nas El Ghawine - Moroccan Icons'
'Pick a hanoot - your corner market'
'Got your price? - stick to it'
'A Scrap of Heaven for MacAddicts'
'Shop for your Moroccan Wedding...Fes'
'Men: The Jellaba or Fooqia'

Sports Travel Tips

'Practice Martial Arts just about anywhere'
'Playing Cards'
'Soccer Bug, or for non-Americans, A Football Bug'
'Horseriding'
'Hike in the Zalagh'

General Tips and fondest memory.

'Call to Prayer'

Travelogues

'A day of wandering during Ramadan'
'Ramadan and the Hopeless, Hungry Tourists'
'And the thread here is....'
'Common Morrocan Monsters I Like'
'Morocco: America, Jews + what Muslims are Thinking'

Photos by Jamal Morelli, uploaded at Studio Shamharush

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  • hunterV's Profile Photo
    May 15, 2013 at 9:46 AM

    Thanks for your comprehensive page of an experienced traveller!...

  • jennwerner's Profile Photo
    Apr 24, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    very impressive Morocco pages!!

  • elae's Profile Photo
    Mar 22, 2008 at 7:22 AM

    jeah,,looks nice over there in maroko***greetings from bosnia

  • gazellen's Profile Photo
    Nov 12, 2007 at 4:16 PM

    Amazing homepage. Can t wait to see more in Morocco; Gazellen Denmark

  • Hexepatty's Profile Photo
    Oct 31, 2007 at 4:40 PM

    Loving your Morocco Page. Going to visit more in a bit...

  • Ekahau's Profile Photo
    Sep 8, 2007 at 11:53 AM

    now this is one amazing Page on such a beautiful interesting place Morocco thanks

  • angiebabe's Profile Photo
    Aug 17, 2007 at 4:34 PM

    I am just starting my Morocco page and im heading for top 5 - Ive written 2 tips(which has taken 3.5 hours)-youve got 520 - whats the answer?(no rivalry though, i like your tips, i get a good laugh) Thanks for any help Jam Jam, the poetess.

  • CrazyLikeThat87's Profile Photo
    Apr 9, 2007 at 9:36 PM

    hahaha hmm... brilliance at its best. I get the same sort of questions when I tell people I'm planning to study there. All in all, I love the tips.

  • florry's Profile Photo
    Feb 22, 2007 at 1:42 AM

    Cool, soo much info and great pics:)

  • Jan 22, 2007 at 3:08 PM

    Dear Jamal. I just had to write to say thank Allah for you. You have so cheered me up. I'm coming to Marrakech and Essaouira in Feb. My lack of french is causing me disquiet. Will it be a major problem. Regards Toni

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