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Music for Travellers

To me, some songs will always represent travelling. The best example is Enya`s "Orinoco Flow": The lyrics are made of exotic place names like Cebu, Bali, Peru, Tripoli and just evoke a longing to travel, to discover those places. Brian Eno`s "Spinning away" comes to my mind whenever I see something awesomely, stunningly beautiful ... the list goes on and on

My personal all-time favourites:
1. Enya: "Orinoco Flow", "Anywhere is", "Book of days", "The Longships"
2. Brian Eno "Spinning away"
3. Alice "Nomadi"
4. All Saints "Pure Shores"
5. Al Stewart "On the border"
6. Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac "7 wonders", "Gypsy"
7. Otis Redding "Sitting at the dock of the bay"
8. Chris Rea "Auberge", "Gone fishing", "On the beach"
9. Proclaimers "5.000 miles"
10. Beachboys: "Cocomo"
11. ABBA "Eagle"
12. Siouxsie and the Banshees: "Passenger"
13. Natasha Beddingfield: "Pocketful of Sunshine", "Unwritten"
14. Lenny Kravitz: "Fly away"
15. Amy McDonald: "This is the life", "Run"
16. Blondie: "The tide is high"

Best classical "travel music": Rodrigo: Concierto de Aranjuez

Books for Travellers

When I am not travelling, I love to read books on travelling. My personal favourites:

1. Peter Moore "No shi**ing in the toilet"
Peter Moore is an Ozzie backpacker who has written some truly funny books on his extensive travel experiences. The best one is this. He has done rankings on his best and worst travel experiences, like Top/Bottom Ten plane/ship/bus Travels, accomodation, food, sights, and combines them with truly hilarious anecdotes. His other travel books ("The full Montezuma", "The wrong way home", "Swahili for the broken-hearted" etc. are enjoyable but not great reads either).

2. "Molvania"
A fictional travel guide written in "Lonely Planet"-style on a nonexisting East European country. It is incredibly detailed and uses all common stereotypes and prejudices of Eastern Europe, yet in an incredibly funny way. The book cover says it all: A toothless peasant with a fur hat, offering garlic brandy. P.S.: There is a follow-up book on a fictional South-East-Asian country that resembles Thailand ("Phaic Than") and a fictional South American country called "San Sombrero".

3. Aidan Hartley "The Zanzibar Chest"
This is not exactly a travel book, but the memoirs of a war correspondent in the 1990`s Africa who was born in Kenya and covered Somalia, Rwanda, Sudan to name but a few destinations. The book also features his expat-familiy history over a span of four generations. Sometimes brutal, sometimes weird, sometimes funny, yet you can`t keep from reading.

4. Jules Verne "Around the world in 80 days"
The book that got me hooked on travelling as a kid. I always envied Phileas Fogg for having both the money and time he could spend on travelling. On the other hand, I like to take my time, so 80 days is not exactly much to explore the world!

5. Patricia Schultz "1000 Places to see before you die"
Though the hotel recommendations are mostly too "posh" for my budget, and the travelling tips are rather superficial, the exotic places listed in this book are a constant reminder that I still have lots of travelling to do!

6. Robert Young Pelton "The worlds most dangerous places"
Hair-raising firsthand accounts of travels in countries most uf us would rather skip on our travel itinerary due to political unrest, civil war, famine etc. Contains great one-liners ("Givemeyawallet-Land"). I also recommend - from the same author - "Three Worlds gone mad".

7. Karl May
This classic and popular German author from the late 19th century is famous for his fictional travel adventure stories featuring mainly the Middle East ("Durch die Wüste") or North America ("Winnetou") and other places like South America, China, Africa, and the Pacific. His style is now a bit old-fashioned and overly patriotic, but his books have mesmerized young and adult readers for generations and aroused interest for travel and foreign cultures. The best thing about his books are his vivid and detailed landscape descriptions - all the more astonishing as he could never travel much in his lifetime. Only long after his commercial success could he visit the USA and the Middle East.

8. Paul Theroux "Dark Star Safari"
This book is the story of a Cairo/Capetown - trip of the famous travel author. Sometimes a bit to cynical for my taste, when he is in his annoyed mood, but a master of the English language and he has some great stories to tell. All in all a fascinating travel account of Africa as most people will never now it. Another book of him, "The Great Railway Bazaar", is highly praised but didn`t really impress me.

9. Tom Parker Bowles "The year of eating dangerously"
An Englishman travels around the world in search of extreme and unusual culinary delights (ant eggs, moths, dog, fugu fish, insects, wood (!) etc.), leading him to exotic destinations like New Mexico, Korea, Japan, China, Galicia and Sicily. Hilariously funny and informative by an author who loves food in all shapes and sizes.

10. William Dalrymple "Age of Kali"

My best travel experiences

I love to make lists ... my favourite films, songs, books, places ... so naturally I created lots of travel-related lists over the years. I will probably never finish them as long as I travel!

Most relaxing vacation: Sardegna 2005
Most exhausting vacation: Venice + Tuscany 1997 (8 cities in 11 days)
Most expensive vacation: South Africa (total costs) - though on a daily basis, Norway + London are top
Cheapest vacation: Europe 1991 - France, Spain, Portugal on roughly 1000 € for 1 month
Longest vacation: India 12/08 - 2/09

Friendliest people: Ecuador, New Zealand, Canada

Best accomodation:
1. "Elephant House" in Addo / South Africa
2. "Poopally`s Homestay" near Allepey/Kerala (India)
3. "Eagle`s Landing" - Vancouver Island (Canada)
4. "Braeside B & B" - South Africa, near Stellenbosch
5. "Klein Bosheuvel" - Cape Town, South Africa
6. "Gitanjali Homestay", Mysore (India)
7. "Tirimoana House" - Marlborough Sounds, New Zealand
8. "Lavender Manor" - Hermanus, South Africa
9. "Bushwillow Lodge" - near Hluluhwe Park, South Africa
10. "Vanilla County" - Cardamon Hills, Kerala (India)
11. "Riad Dar el Hana" - Fes, Morocco
12. "Muslibegovic House" - Mostar, Bosnia

Worst accomodation: a nameless backpacker-hostel in Edinburgh with a punk concierge and no showers

Best Airline:
1. Air New Zealand
2. Thai Airways
3. Fly Emirates
4. Air Malaysia
5. South African Airways

Honorary member: RyanAir. I know some hate them, they have no comfort and the jingly announcements are annoying, but I only once had a RyanAir flight that was not on time. And that counts for something.

Worst Airline
1. ALITALIA - no doubt about it !
Unreliable & grumpy staff pretending they don`t know a word of English; unintelligible announcements, only in Italian.
2. Lufthansa
They do not live up to their reputation. Lightyears behind the service level of my favourite airlines. Even on transatlantic flights sometimes without seatback board entertainment. Flight staff does the minimum or less; interaction with arrogant ground staff is painful. On short national or inter-european flights, they are usually OK.
3. Continental Airlines
Unmotivated staff and you have to pay extra for board entertainment, even on long flights. My opinion: If you have already paid a few hundred bucks for your ticket that wasn`t even cheap, you`re entitled to free board entertainment and a reasonably friendly staff.

My favourite cities (worldwide - excluding Germany):
1. Prague
2. Vienna
3. Budapest
4. Sydney
5. London
6. Madrid
7. Barcelona
8. Dublin
9. Damaskus
10. Sanaa (Yemen)
11. Cape Town
12. Edinburgh
13. Siena
14. Venice
15. Mysore (India)
16. Quebec
17. Dubrovnik
18. Rome
19. St. Petersburg
20. Aleppo
21. Mostar
22. Bruge
23. Stockholm
24. Auckland
25. Brussels

My favourite (big) cities in Germany:
1. Berlin
2. Munich
3. Dresden
4. Frankfurt am Main
5. Leipzig

My favourite (small - medium) cities in Germany:
1. Bamberg
2. Weimar
3. Münster
4. Freiburg
5. Wernigerode
6. Ulm
7. Goslar
8. Bayreuth
9. Ansbach
10. Tübingen

Most overrated German city: Cologne

Best scenic views: (world-wide):
1. Urnesfjord / Lustrafjord - the Molden viewpoint - Norway
2. De Hoop National Park - the Dune Trail - South Africa
3. the view from Castle Queribus over the French Pyrenees
4. Backwaters Kerala
5. from the Bar in the Peninsular Hotel overlooking the Skyline of Hongkong
6. Hampi (Karnataka/India)
7. the view from the ruins of Les Baux over the Provence
8. almost any mountain hike in the High Tatra
9. Tsitsikamma National Park (Otter Trail)
10. the view on Matera / Basilicata (stunning from every angle)

My favourite square:
1. Piazza del Popolo - Rome
2. Gendarmenmarkt Berlin
3. Piazza del Plebiscito - Martina Franca
4. Königsplatz - Munich
5. Old Town Square - Warsaw

My favourite street:
1. Andrassy Utca - Budapest
2. Unter den Linden - Berlin
3. Nerudova - Prague

My favourite park:
1. Retiro Park - Madrid
2. Vigelandspark - Oslo
3. Palmengarten - Frankfurt
4. Holland Park - London
5. Lazienki Park - Warsaw

My favourite harbour:
1. Collioure - Southwest France
2. Otranto - Puglia
3. Oslo - Norway

My favourite beaches:
1. Shoab Beach - Socotra
2. Arher Beach - Socotra
3. Qualanisya Beach - Socotra
4. Beaches of Costa Rei (near Muravera/SE-Sardegna)
5. Varkala (Kerala/India)
6. Bolonia Beach - Costa de la Luz - Spain
7. Punta Penna Rossa / Torre di Guaceto / Puglia
8. Noosa Beach / Queensland
9. Hermanus Beaches (South Africa)

My favourite museums:
1. Kunsthistorisches Museum (Museum of Fine Arts) - Wien
2. Victoria & Albert Museum - London
3. Alte Nationalgalerie - Berlin (Museumsinsel)
4. Musee d`Orsay - Paris
5. Louvre - Paris
6. Russian Museum - St. Petersburg
7. Hermitage - St. Petersburg
8. Natural History Museum - London
9. Filmmuseum - Berlin
10. Warsaw Uprising Museum - Warsaw
11. Glyptothek - Munich
12. Doll House Museum - Basel

My favourite ruins:
1. Vijayanagar ruins of Hampi (India)
2. Palmyra (Syria)
3. Dead Cities (Syria)
4. Bosra (Syria)
5. Hadrians Villa - Tivoli
6. Ruins of Ostia (near Rome)
7. Heidelberg Castle Ruins
8. Open Air Museum Xanten (near Cologne) with reconstructed Roman buildings, including an arena

My favourite nature experiences:
1. Sitting among a herd of peaceful kangaroos on Kangaroo Island / Australia
2. Canoeing on - you name it - Lake Canoe in Algonquin Park, Canada
3. Watching a stampede of Wildebeests in Weavers Nature Park, Zululand, South Africa
4. Shark Diving in Gaansbai, South Africa
5. Riding an African Elephant in Addo, South Africa

Best food experience:
1. Bushwillow Lodge - South Africa
2. Mirchi - Asian Crossover Cuisine - Berlin
3. Ristorante da Pio - Martina Franca/Puglia
4. the home-cooked food in South Indian homestays
5. Thong Thai Delivery Service (Eschborn) (:-)

Worst food experience:
1. crappy and overpriced "Tourist Menu" in unknown Siena ripoff-restaurant
2. "Canzone dei Cantici" - Otranto (crappy and even more overpriced)
3. breakfast in any London hotel or B&B

My favourite tourist-trap: Madame Tussauds - London (I just love it)
My least favourite tourist traps: everything remotely related to Dan Brown novels and his crappy conspiracy theories

2011 started with a blast with three weeks in New Zealand, continued with travels to Croatia, Vienna, Berlin and Bosnia & Herzegovina, Ecuador & London. The year will close with Scotland, Rome and the USA (SW States).

2012 started with a visit to Scotland (Glencoe) and will continue with a couple of European weekend breaks in May and Hawaii in June.

to be continued ...

The credo of Jack London

Finally, a few powerful lines by the author Jack London - a life-long traveller himself - I found just by accident and I would like to share with you. As I read them, I thought that they sum up perfectly my attitude towards life and the way one should use the precious time that is given to us:

"I would rather be ashes than dust.
I would rather that my spark should burn out
in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom
of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time."

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    dusica_stamenik Apr 8, 2012 at 11:49 AM Report Abuse

    HAPPY EASTER!

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    liliana91 Feb 5, 2012 at 7:20 AM Report Abuse

    "salmon crossing" ... Now that is something very interesting.. I'd love to see that :)))

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    Parisforless Jan 22, 2012 at 2:35 PM Report Abuse

    I’ve just posted the VT MEET IN PARIS 21st and 22nd June 2012
    21st June (the longest day of the year) for the Fete de la Musique.
    This FREE event is not to be missed and you should expect music, dance, local food and many drinks along the way all night long.
    Join me also on Friday 22nd June, to continue in the same rhythm – picnic and dancing along the river.
    Time and place for both meets TBA.

    Hope you can come

    Svetlana Bellon (parisforless)

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    VT_Tipoftheday Dec 1, 2011 at 10:25 AM Report Abuse

    Really liked your tip about Bryce Canyon today with the various hiking options! And I'm loving reading your profile page - so cool that you have all these experiences/favorites listed!!

    Blake
    VT Team

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    Hui-Hui Oct 29, 2011 at 7:02 PM Report Abuse

    Thanks for your birthday wishes, Michael! Have fun in the U.S.! :)

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    TheWanderingCamel Oct 24, 2011 at 7:22 PM Report Abuse

    Vielen dank , Michael, for the birthday wishes. Is Rome a holiday or a longer stay? How nice to be there for wahtever reason. leyle

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    orangea Oct 12, 2011 at 3:13 AM Report Abuse

    hello. please tell me, is is dangerous to go to yemen? i want to go there so much, but I've been told it is crazy to go there, risky. Is it true???

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    iris2002 Oct 9, 2011 at 9:43 AM Report Abuse

    Vielen Dank fuer die netten Geburtstagswuensche :) - douce France war heute super und ich habe den Geburtstag in dem wunderschoenen Montpazier verbracht - Mittelalterliche Stadt mit Antique-markt - einfach toll. LG Iris x

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    Treshi Oct 5, 2011 at 2:46 AM Report Abuse

    Oh well thats great to hear... Sri Lanka is a lovely place to visit and i hope your friend will give you a good update and the reasons why you should make it here one day.

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    cuppadamoksha Sep 29, 2011 at 11:50 AM Report Abuse

    Hope u had a wonderful birthday, Belated Greetings Michael from all of us here in Coorg

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