Rules of this BAR1. ONLY 2 to a stole.
2. No talk of RELIGION OR POLITICS.
3. No pinching, petting or patting of any part of the anatomy of the tender gender without their expressed permission.
4. NO CHECKS, CHITS, CHARGE-O-PLATES or ARMENIAN money accepted.
5. Thoes drinking RUM must stay by themselves, preferably near the window.
6. Thoes given to loude words over cheape whiskey, weake drinks and padded bills had better leave now to save arguments later.
7. LADIES: KEEP (
.) (
.) OFF the BAR.
8. Tinkers, Pig-Stye keepers, bankers, hair dye salesman, newspaper people, cess-poole engineers, card sharks, interior decorators will NOT be served. OTHER salesmen, confidence men, advertising and television people, artificial inseminators and politicians will be served in the washe-roome.
9. Of course, CREDIT will be extended to NO ONE at NO TIME by NO ONE.
10. NONE of the fore-going rules shall aplly to the "TENDER-OF-THE-BAR".
By oder of
XTender Of The Bar
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