"teenage years +" InterCity_Luton_Dave's Profile

left school at fifteen. my first job was at a plastics factory.My friend dave also worked at the factory.The boss was a mr crump,which was a bit of a laugh for start.The foremans name was mr grummit .sounds like a cartoon.the factory moved to a diffrent.location in luton. it had a bigger premises.,which made it better for me as i didnt have far to go.
One saturday evening i was to meet a girlfriend of mine outside the factory gates.i got there early.whilst waiting i got took short.so climbed over gate of factory to go to outside toilet.when i returned a bloke came up to me and said ive called the police.at that moment a squad car and a police wagon came round the corner.police got out and asked me what i had been doing.i told them the story so they asked me to show them,which idid.took them to the tiolet one of them went in he said to me ok but you should have pulled the chain and laughed.after all that my girlfriend didnt turn up.Got to work on the monday, i was called in to see boss.he said to me what have you been upto as he had a phonecall from the police i told him the story and he laughed his head off.I said to him well at least i left the evidence THE END.

My mate dave and me went down brighton on our lambretta scooters.This was on a augast bank holiday.we started off early.got through london and onto A23.we was doing about 50mph,which want bad for a scooter.we had got about halfway when all of a sudden a load of rockers came around us leaving us in the middle.They rode with us for quite awhile, me and dave were cacking our pants wondering what was going to happen.Then they just roared off much to our relief.
Got to brighton and parked up on seafront.Had agood day lazing around.time came to find a bnb all full up,so we decided to sleep on the beach.Found a upturned fishing boat and got underneath,fell asleep.halfway through the night someone lifted side of boat up and said is that you charlie we said no it bloody aint so they bogged off.Did not sleep much after that so went to find a early morning cafe,none open.
Walked along prom and found a tea machine great,put money in selected tea,pushed button cup came down with only hot water in it,well it was hot water so drank it to make us warm.