My next encounter with the locals was Hristo a local taxi driver who had also been to England staying with friends in the Lake District. He said he found it very cold, very wet and very expensive, strange how everyone wants to tell you that they’ve been to England and then tell you what they didn’t like about it.
This reminded me of an elderly American couple, Mary and Meredith from Indiana, whom I met on the Gibraltar to Tangier ferry earlier in the year. They were on a European tour and had just come from Portugal, through Spain and had decided to spend the day in Tangier, as Africa was the only continent that dear old Meredith hadn’t yet visited. Looking at the way he was shuffling around the deck I thought this might be his last chance. Anyway I duly asked the question that was expected of me, had they visited England. Of course they had, and of course they loved it, unfortunately the only thing that the well travelled, but desperately frail, Meredith seemed to remember of our green and pleasant land was that it took him three hours to drive from Gatwick to the A40. I was not so surprised by this revelation as I was by the notion that they let this pitiful old bugger get behind the wheel of a car.
Back to Hristo my taxi driver. He told me that he lived in the next town called Samokov but there was no taxi work there so he came to Borovets every day to work. He then told me he hadn’t had a customer in Borovets for two days !! …. keep working on those decision making skills Hristo. Having jumped in the cab, I then realised why he didn’t get much work, the look of derisive amusement he gave me as I hunted for the non-existent seatbelt was only surpassed by his blasé response when I tried to open the window and the handle came off in my hand.
Anyway his English was pretty good (certainly better than my Bulgarian) and he took me to his home town and showed me round for a couple of hours, guiding me to his friends stalls in the market which would be “good place to buy…very cheap”. I assuaged my guilt by buying a couple of shirts for £2 and giving him a 100% tip. For all I know I could have been his only fare the entire summer season.
Watching television overseas is always an amusing diversion. Bulgaria seemed only to have one channel but at least they were showing the World Cup. As if to make up for the lack of their own channels they seemed to broadcast programmes from every country in Continental Europe which provided me with no small amount of amusement. I could watch the German version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Wheel of Fortune from Italy or a hilariously dubbed episode of Hart to Hart from somewhere (not even UK Gold will show stuff that old). There was also a programme advertised call Koch Duell which I assumed was some late night offering from Holland. It turned out to be Ready Steady Cook, minus thankfully the irritating Ainsley Harriot.
There were two English speaking channels one of which was the rather insular CNN. They did actually deign to cover a sporting event outside of the US and indeed they had sent their sports correspondent, one Bud Coleman to Wimbledon for the tennis. On running through the main contenders for the Men’s title Bud was asked by the studio who his tip was. “Well I’m going to go for someone who no-one else has mentioned, I’m going for Roger Federra, I think he’s got a great chance this year to go all the way and that’s where my money’s going”. The aforementioned Federra gets stuffed in the first round by some unknown 13 year old from the slums of Santiago who’s so poor he’s still using a wooden racket. Can someone give Bud directions to Gatwick please? Taxi for Coleman!
Footnote- With the benefit hindsight I owe a huge apology to Messrs Coleman and Federra since the latter soon went on to dominate the tennis world for a number of years.
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