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MATCRAZY1  (CRAZY OLD VERSION - 1996) - Valeggio sul Mincio


Do you know that guy?

No way, if you came to the VT-meeting you had to meet that crazy guy. Hmm... he used to:
- take thousands pictures (his God is his camera)
- put up monster pages on VT
- drink too much and not water (well, rarely but... you are warned...)
- snore after too much wine or beer (never too much during the VT-meetings, as for now, though)
- send many postcards (he used to insist you to sign them all + additionally sign his flag!) with unacceptable delay though
- smoke cigarettes (Marlboro brr...)
- he has many fatal addictions: to VT, to travel, to take pictures, to drive long way, to one woman, to his old - update needed :-( - VT-passport picture (taken in Malta in 1996, 20 kilograms back)... OK, enough... he definetely needs a good doctor, do you know any? :-)

Unique Suggestions: Well, be careful and try to accept his addictions. At first try to drink a beer (warning: he knows a lot of beers) or wine (choose good one, he is not a wine conneisseur and will be impressed if you choose good one) with him. I am sure he will not refuse you unless he has to drive a car. Do not start discussion with him on politics, never...

Fun Alternatives: Sorry, no alternative :-(. Eventually you could call to his boss him to change opinion and not to give him days off for the meeting.

Review Helpfulness: 3.5 out of 5 stars

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  • Updated May 14, 2005
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