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| Page Views: 935 | Lettuce Be Friends! by Jumanji_Tortoise - last update: Jun 27, 2005 |
Welcome to my humble travel pages, as you can see from from travel list I am not a great adventurer but I have been here & there.
My favourite destination is Old House in Lawn, where I have recently moved to. The freedom of my new obode is great.
Not to far is an "Area of Natural Beauty" called Flower Bank, I try to visit here often although some strange force keeps flying me back to Lawn against my will!
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|  | A little about me
I like nothing better than a good long nap, broccoli, & dandilion leaf are my favourite, although I am partial to strawberrys now & again. I am quite a joker, some of my favourites are.........
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Four tortoises were playing poker when they ran out of beer. They pooled their money and sent the smallest tortoise out to fetch the beer. Two days passed and there was no sign of the tortoise.
" You know, Tommy is getting really slow nowadays", said one of the tortoises.
A little voice from just out side the door said, " If you are going to talk about me , I won't go."
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A tortoise is walking down the garden path one evening after sunset near the lettuces, when all of a sudden a gang of slugs jump him. The slugs are part of a local gang and are armed to the teeth with knives, guns and chains. "Hand over your wallet!" one slug orders him - and the tortoise scared stiff does all they say. Later on, the tortoise is down the police station to report the crime. He is still a bit shaken but the policeman sits him down and asks him what happened. "I don't remember officer," the tortoise worriedly replied, "it all happened so fast!"
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"I'm a tortoise" says the bloke. "This", he says pointing to his girlfriend, "Is Michelle"
LOL, LOL! My cracking repartee is endless
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| In one end out the other! |
| | Restaurant Tip Here I am at one of my favoured hostileries aptly named "The Food Bowl". Service is great & usually a good selection of fruit & veg is on offer. I would recommend this place & will definately eat here again, the cucumber lasagne looks temping!
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| | Transport Tip My usual mode of transport between, Old House, Flower Bank, Fruit City & Green Patch is flying with Butler Air. The flights can be a little sporadic, rather when Butler Air seems to think I should be somewhere rather than when I have actually made a booking. But must not complain not often you can fly for free these days.
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| | Party Tricks Apart from the above mentioned jokes, I am quite partial to doing the odd party trick, the one which seems a hit at the moment is sitting on someones shoulder like a parrot with my neck stretched out, reciting all the roles from Monty Pythons famous "Parrot Sketch".
The old ones are still the best, Ohh yes!
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| | Future Travels Where to next……
I am often asked where I would like to travel to in the future, a few place in the top of my wish list are
: Tortoise Island in Western Australia
: Green Turtle Cay in the Bahamas
: Turtle shell Island, Ohio
: Strawberry hill, England
: Cabbage Tree Island in Australia
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mirianamak Tue Oct 17, 2006 18:42 UTC
Hiii !! Did you visit some of the places from your Wish list , Cutie!:) Great pics and jokes!;) Hey I am a broccoli type too! :)) | Panos1111 Sat Nov 19, 2005 09:55 UTC
One of the best pages I've seen in Virtual Tourist! Very funny. Jumanji, may I suggest Turtle Bay in Maui, Hawaii as one of your future travel destinations too? | orke Tue Nov 15, 2005 00:10 UTC
LOL :-) | johngayton Sun Oct 30, 2005 04:29 UTC
Brill Nicola, and tell Jumani I will always beetroot for ever. LOL and Cheers, John. Finished "Raw Spirit"? want another recommendation? |
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