Dubai Tourist Trap Tips by JessH

Travel agencies, hotels and airlines all have 1 thing in common when it come to inquiries about Dubai: They lie to you.
So here is the TRUTH about the REAL SUMMER TEMPERATURES
& the truth about REAL LIFE during RAMADHAN:
--> Trust me, I've lived here for 10 years and the city is on the edge of a desert after all... it gets HOT!!

1. SUMMER
If you are planning to spend lots of time perfecting your tan, dune-bashing in the desert & seeing the city, then summer is definitely NOT the time to visit.
Hotels & airlines will try to "lure" tourists with cheap flights & hotel packages, but that doesn't mean that you will enjoy your holiday.
From June onwards, daytime temperatures are always around 40 degrees Celsius = 104 Fahrenheit, and July is the hottest month with temperatures hovering around 45 C = 113 F, even reaching 50 C = 122 F!!! Average humidity is between 70 - 90% during the day, with September being a slightly cooler but the most humid month, with a regular 100% humidity. Because of the high humidity, some people (especially the elderly) may experience difficulty breathing.

2. RAMADHAN (in Year 2008, from approx. Sept. 3rd - Oct. 2nd)
(again, cheap hotel offers lure tourists)
During the Islamic Holy Month, Muslims fast during sunlight hours (no food, water, smoking, chewinggum and also no sexual intercourse). At sunset they break the fast ('Iftar') & usually stay up very late & nap during the day.
Note: During the day, cafes/restaurants are closed (but supermarkets are open). Hotels will keep at least 1 indoor restaurant open for guests. Shopping malls/Souks open later in the day, but still serve no food/drink until after sunset. The Museum is also closed. No eating-drinking allowed in public (hotel beaches are usually ok though). No alcohol is served anywhere during the day. At night, pubs are open serving alcohol but no live music & no dancing. And remember that people may get a bit grumpy towards the end of the day, low blood sugar level or desparate for a cigarette!

So if you want to really experience Dubai during your holiday, Ramadhan is not the time for you.

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At Least Do This: 1. SUMMER - You can survive a summer holiday up to your chin in a cold pool or at Wild Wadi Waterpark (the water is usually very cold there), but otherwise all you can do is sit in airconditioned shopping malls. It's far too hot and uncomfortable to really enjoy a holiday in full.

2. RAMADHAN
Around town, there are many nice & pretty Ramadhan tents where you can eat typical Arabic dishes, smoke Sheesha and relax. It's a very traditional atmosphere and nice to experience.
TIP: If you want both action & tradition, why not visit Dubai just before or just after Ramadhan? That way, you have a few days of quite, cultural days and a few days of night-life & action!
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In terms of seasons/temperatures, to really enjoy the beaches and desert
the best time to visit Dubai is from October to May.
June to September is really very, very uncomfortable, hot and humid.
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Note that in December & January, it can get quite chilly in the evening and you may need a cardigan/light jacket. Also, Dubai is most likely to experience RAIN in January. This year for example (2005) we had 2 straight weeks of rain in January... you can imagine that the tourists were not impressed... ;-)

Remember that old saying? "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is..."

One of the main items that visitors to Dubai buy for themselves or as gifts are Pashmina Shawls. Numerous styles and colours are available in the Textile Souk in Bur Dubai, Karama Shopping Street or Satwa High Street.

If you resemble something like a tourist (don't we all...) when walking in these areas, hundreds of shop attendants will be flocking towards you, eagerly asking "Pashmina? Sir? Madam? Best Quality! Best Price! Pashmina Shawl!"

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At Least Do This: You need to be aware of the fact that there are many different kinds of quality when it comes to buying Pashmina Shawls. Ask yourself: do you want a shawl that you can just cover yourself up with? Or one that looks pretty with an evening gown? Or as a simple souvenir for someone at the office? Or a proper Pashmina that will keep you warm?

Prices start at 10 Dirhams (3 US Dollars) but don't be fooled: these flimsy bits of unidentifiable material will not look nice for long, and they will definitely not keep you warm! Many store owners will try and convince you that "I only sell best quality in my shop... all other shops here sell fake, but mine is real..." Yeah, yeah... Do I have "stupid" tattoed on my forehead? (I took a picture of this sign in the Textile Souk in Feb. 2007)
Alternative: --> A nice Pashmina Shawl that is of medium quality is usually made of Viscose mixed with some cotton and wool. These will look nice & shiny and even keep you a little bit warm. Prices for such Pashminas should not exceed between 60 - 100 Dirhams (16 - 27 US Dollars).

--> REAL Pashminas made of 100% Cashmere are available, and they are indeed cheaper than in Europe, the UK or the USA... but they still don't come cheap! A real cashmere Pashmina will cost (depending on stitching, colouring, and of course your haggling skills!) anywhere from 800 Dirhams upwards. (220 US Dollars).

So, the moral of the story is: Many items are a lot cheaper in the Souks of Dubai than they are at home. But you still have to pay for quality :-)

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PROBLEMS? Since August 2007 there is a new department within Dubai Police, especially for tourists: Tourists may call on toll-free number 8004438 (24 hours) or e-mail t.s@dubaipolice.gov.ae.

Dubai is a playground for the rich, synonymous with shopping, 5-star beach hotels & sprawling duty-free shopping malls. Every high-end brand is on offer.
Even though we have some of the world's largest & most beautiful malls with hundreds of stores, I find that the motto seems to be "Quantity, not quality".
Many friends that have visited me over the years were at first impressed with the sheer size of the malls & selection of clothes, shoes, bags, etc. But look a little closer and you'll notice that the selection is not so varied at all: sometimes 20-30 different shops will have pretty much the same stuff on their hangers. The selection is quite limited & you'll see many people (especially women's wear) walking around Dubai with the same outfit.

One of the most untrue things people say about Dubai is that it's "good" for shopping: designer gear generally tends to be more expensive than in Europe and a lot of the times high-end stores are actually selling last year's collections. Each shopping mall has a mixture of expensive and cheaper clothes, but quality is definitely not consistent.

Some well-known international brands such a Mango, ZARA, NEXT, etc. are quite clever about sending their season's rejects to Dubai... "somebody will buy it, just make the label nice & pretty and say it's on sale." But beware, don't be blinded by the sparkling facades and lured by the fancy decor & those magic 4 letters "SALE": some branded items are more expensive than elsewhere. I've bought clothes from Western stores that were of good quality, and in the same store I've bought clothes that require "hand-washing" and promptly fell apart in my hands as soon as they touched the luke-warm water. There's no guarantee what you may end up with, even if you by from a well-known store.

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At Least Do This: In the traditional souks prices can drop dramatically and bargaining is expected, but increasingly major outlets in shopping malls quote "fixed prices" and bargaining is not possible. Nevertheless, it is still worth asking for the "best price" or "last price", as some outlets will offer discount without hesitation - keep in mind: "Don't ask, don't get."

Comparing prices often shows how much profit the distributors of certain brands in the UAE actually make and consequently, how much more you're paying. For example: IKEA is generally 30% more expensive than in countries such as Germany, UK, France, etc.

Most malls seem to be in "SALE" season for the entire year. The most famous sales-seaon is the Dubai Shopping Festival. But beware: many retailers will increase their prices by around 40-50% a month or so before the festival begins, simply to then proudly proclaim a "30-40% Sale!" during the shopping festival. Simple math tells us that you'll actually be spending at least 10% more during this time-period.... sneaky, I know!

Something you also may want to remember in order to avoid "Changing Room Panic" when buying clothes is that there are no standard sizes - they can be UK, European, USA or Italian. Many stores also produce their wares in Asian countries, so a nice European size 10/38-40 may suddenly feel like an extra-small & leave you feeling like a hippopotamus with water retention.

And beware: Dubai is no longer the "electronics nirvana" that it used to be. It seems that most electronics are now actually MORE expensive in Dubai than in the UK and other Western countries! So don't buy blindly... really compare prices & check whether your purchase is covered by a service/warranty at all.
Alternative: Don't come to Dubai with your life's savings in your pocket, expecting to spend a fraction of what you're used to at home and walk away with suitcases full of goodies.
--> Be realistic, compare prices, compare quality, and most importantly: convert the prices into your local currency as accurately as you can! A decimal point of even 0.3 can make a big difference for some items when converting from UAE Dirhams.

--> Instead of looking for bargains in the large shopping malls, purchase souvenirs, traditional items, fake designer goods, etc. away from retail-hell and visit the Karama shopping street, Satwa high street and the tradition Gold Souk, Textile Souk & Perfume Souk.

LITTLE-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT BURJ AL ARAB

All around the world, it is known as the landmark of Dubai.
Here is Dubai, it's known as our very own "leaning Tower of the UAE"... the island wasn't constructed well enough, and with the settling sand the hotel needs to be propped-up every once in a while...

The service is totally overdone & exaggerated: My fiance went to the men's room & whilst relieving himself an attendant stood 2 inches behind him, waiting to hand him a towel... Privacy, please!
Your own, private butler for your suite is available 24-hours just for you... Great, but could he please stop knocking on the door every 30min, asking if we need anything? Just buzz off.

And the entire cleaning staff manages to make you feel positively filthy: I sat on one of the grand sofa, then stood up to greet someone, and within seconds he was busy hovering the spot I'd sat on... I then lit a cigarette, and every time I flicked ash into the ashtray a waiter exchanged it... oh gimme a break!

The restaurant at the top is called Al Muntaha. It has been voted Dubai's worst restaurant for 2 consecutive years! The quality & taste of the food is atrocious. I'm not picky, but the mashed potatoes were re-heated & dry, the spinach was bitter & unseasoned, the fish was half raw and cold inside, and of course it's totally overpriced.

And finally, my favourite little-known fact about the Burj Al Arab (I know someone who works there)
The sewage pipes & pumps have needed serious hands-on cleaning more than once a month. Why, you may ask? Well, many of the rich & almost-famous guests of the hotel decided to bring lady-company to their rooms at night. To put it bluntly: high-class hookers.
The hotel has turned into such a huge 7*-brothel that the toilets, etc. are regularly clogged-up with hundreds of used condoms...!

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At Least Do This: The Architect messed up big-time!
The UAE prides itself on being "tolerant towards all religions", but I guess there's a limit to everything: The restaurant that swoops around the back & top of the hotel creates a sort of... well... Christian symbol. That's why you will NEVER see official photos of the Burj Al Arab from the sea / rear side: because it looks like a giant cross. (I managed to find a photo though... click on the main picture to see it)

--> To enter the hotel as a non-guest, you ued to have have to pay an entrance fee (what is this, a museum?) Nowadays, you need to have a LUNCH OR DINNER RESERVATION in order to enter the hotel. There is also a min. charge on the reservation, to avoid people making a booking & then not eating there.

If you really think you cannot carry on living your life without seeing the Burj Al Arab, then go ahead. Go as part of a guided Dubai city tour... but don't say you haven't been warned.

Alternative: For neutral details on the hotel, click here...

If you have the cash and absolutely want to stay there for 1 night in your life, go ahead. But please be aware that a stay at the Burj Al Arab is NOT experiencing Dubai. All you are experiencing is the hotel fantasy-world.

For beautiful Arabian & Oriental Luxury, I would suggest the Mina A'Salam or the Al Maha Resort.

Dubai is modern, shiny, clean, and "oh-so-perfect", or so it seems. It is definitely not the place for animal lovers or people with common sense on respecting animals.

The UAE still lacks a national agency for the protection of animals to provide a much-needed boost for animal rights. No clear laws, regulations, etc. are in place!

Dubai Zoo is one example of this: tiny cages, no escape from the stifling heat, no mental enrichment, untrained staff, and all of this since the 1970's.
The present zoo in Jumeirah is cramped, with about 1,000 species sharing just 17,500 square metres (including offices/visitor centre). This works out to less than 9 square metres for each animal! (see photos)
Residents agree: "This place where the animals are kept cannot be described as a zoo." In a newspaper poll 84% voted in favour of a new zoo. Apparently, a new zoo is in the process of being built, and the municipality has assured us that it will be much better... let's hope so.

Also, Dubai is planning to build a "Dolphinarium". There has been a huge public outcry against this, as keeping dolphins in small tanks, forcing them to do tricks is cruel and completely outdated "entertainment". Dubai claims that this will be in the interest of 'conservation & educating children'. This is not true and is already being condemned by PETA and other animal rights organisations (I wrote to PETA and informed them of the planned project). Show your support on www.nodolphinshow.com!

No-one wants cruelty in their holidays...

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At Least Do This: Voice your opinion to the Dubai Deparment of Tourism, and let them know that in order for Dubai to become (and remain) a prime destination for tourists, the animals at Dubai Zoo must be given better quality of life and better care & surroundings!

Also, see if you would like to support the work of 2 of the UAE's volunteer-run animal rescue organisations:
K9 Friends http://www.k9friends.com
rescues dogs that need help
Read a recent article on the plight of a neglected dog & the insufficient laws here...

Feline Friends http://www.felinefriendsuae.com
rescues street cats, abused cats, etc. (we adopted our cat Kazimir at one of their open days :-)
Alternative: But it's a vicious circle: I don't want to tell people not to visit Dubai Zoo, because then it will loose money on entrance fees, etc. But I do believe that you have the right, as a visitor & as a parent, to know the truth and to be aware of what to expect...

Do you want to take your kids to see tigers walking up and down and up and down along their concrete walls with a dazed look on their faces? Or great apes pulling their fur out because of boredom?
It's up to you, but we are all trying to find a way to improve the lives of these unfortunate creatures... without being deported for speaking our minds...