"Fair or Foul?" Australia by millablake

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Lucas Neill

Fair or Foul?

IS 'E AN AUSSIE, LIZZIE, IS 'E?

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IS 'E AN AUSSIE, LIZZIE, IS 'E?

Flotsam and Jetsam

Learn how Lizzie met an Aussie
Told her girlfriend, Maryann
"Maryann, I've met a man...
Who says he is Australian."
"Fallen for 'im 'ave you Lizzie?"
Lizzie blushing, shook her head.
Said Maryann, "Don't think you can
Fool me." and then she said...

"Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, is 'e?
Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, aye?
Is it because 'e is an Aussie...
That 'e keeps you busy, Lizzie?
Has 'e jazzy ways and does 'e
Make you go all fuzzy wuzzy?
Got you dizzy, 'as 'e Lizzie?
Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, aye?"

"Seems this digger likes my figure."
Lizzie then told Maryann
"Likes my ways and claims to think 'em
What these Aussies call 'Fair Dinkum'
Throws a fond eye talks of Bondai
And he's tried to kiss me twice
When I've said, 'No!' he's said 'Good oh!'"
Said Maryann, "How nice!"

"Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, is 'e?
Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, aye?
Is it because 'e is an Aussie...
That 'e keeps you busy, Lizzie?
Has 'e jazzy ways and does 'e
Make you go all fuzzy wuzzy?
Got you dizzy, 'as 'e Lizzie?
Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, aye?"

Soon this wonder from down under
Got himself right down to biz.,
Lost no time in coaxing Liz
To promise that she would be his.
He being well worn, lived in Melbourne
So they sailed at once for there
And Maryann without a man
Repeats this maidens prayer...

"Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, is 'e?
Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, aye?
Is it because 'e is an Aussie...
That 'e keeps you busy, Lizzie?
Has 'e jazzy ways and does 'e
Make you go all fuzzy wuzzy?
Got you dizzy, 'as 'e Lizzie?
Is 'e an Aussie, Lizzie, aye?"

True Blue Aussie Lingo

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STUBBIES
Aussie Rules footy shorts. Very short, very tight.

DEFONGERATE
To leave.

FANG
to move at a rapid pace,
"Whoa, he is really fanging around that corner".

BOSCH
to put something in something else,
"Just bosch the tomatos in the pan"

PIFF
to throw/toss.

Intro Updated Dec 22, 2006
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Maximilian21 Sep 26, 2006 at 10:06 AM

foul? are you blind?
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kid-keith Aug 9, 2006 at 4:41 AM

deffinitly a foul.