"The Frozen Tundra" a Wisconsin Travel Page by jfreddie

I am a very proud person to be from the state of Wisconsin.

There is nothing better than our beloved Green Bay Packers. We take our Packers very seriously and love nothing better than football season. Tailgating at Lambeau Field is one of the coolest things that you can do.

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

2. "Vacation" means going up north past Crivitz for the weekend.

3. You measure distance in hours.

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

6. Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.

7. You can drive 65 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.

8. You see people wearing hunting clothers at social events.

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.

10. You think the four major food groups are: cheese, beer, fish & venison.

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

12. There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.

13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.

15. You refer to the Packers as "we".

16. You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

17. You can identify an Illinois accent.

18. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee.

19. You consider Madison exotic.

20. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon or Hamm's.

21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your
blue spruce.

22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

23. Down south to you means Chicago.

24. A brat is something you eat.

25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.

26. You go out to fish fry every Friday.

27. You know how to polka.

28. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

29. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

30. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly".

31. You know what to do with a Blatz.

32. You actually understand these jokes