"Sweet Jesus" Orlando by sarahjayn

Orlando Travel Guide: 3,079 reviews and 5,774 photos

Welcome to an actual wasteland.

A lot of my family members live / work in Orlando and its surrounding nests - hence, I am familiar with the joint. Generally, I find that most all of central Florida is to be feared and loathed. Orlando is no exception - - though there are some interesting / sanity-saving oddities along the way.

Pros and Cons
  • Pros:uh . . .
  • Cons:Dude, look around!
  • Last visit to Orlando: Sep 2004
  • Intro Updated Apr 30, 2005
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  • Sweetberry1's Profile Photo
    Jun 17, 2006 at 6:11 AM

    Interesting page.. LOL.. Always wanted to visit.. Thanks for your visit to my Texas page.. ;-) Cheers!

  • KarenandCory's Profile Photo
    Dec 5, 2005 at 6:19 AM

    Brilliantly hillarious tips. Thanks.

  • tpangelinan's Profile Photo
    Sep 4, 2005 at 7:57 AM

    Good page, very real and honest. We are not much on amusment parks anyway, find them to be tourist traps. Very good information and tips, thank you for sharing. :o)

  • Stephen-KarenConn's Profile Photo
    Jun 25, 2005 at 6:16 AM

    So Orlando is more than just Disneyworld? I loved your perspective! But just for the record, my granddaughter thought it was heaven.

  • sue_stone's Profile Photo
    Jun 17, 2005 at 2:33 PM

    Orlando appears to be the home of 'big' things!

  • yooperprof's Profile Photo
    Jun 16, 2005 at 9:56 PM

    My take on Orlando exactly! (BTW, I thought the Lynx system was okay.)

  • bijo69's Profile Photo
    Jun 13, 2005 at 5:20 PM

    Fanstastic page! Loved your comments!

  • jessicadf's Profile Photo
    Jun 12, 2005 at 5:14 PM

    Oh, this is great stuff. Your comment on my Orlando page had me roaring. A confusing bender? EXCELLENT! You're right, that WAS a good movie. One of my faves. Don't tell my husband, but I'd like an Orgasmatron.

  • whitecliff62's Profile Photo
    Jun 11, 2005 at 2:10 PM

    Great stuff, you have a fab style of humour too

  • jadedmuse's Profile Photo
    Jun 10, 2005 at 8:12 PM

    It's official. I haven't even finishing rating your Orlando page because I'm wetting myself over your wit and moxy. Thanks for making my day! I'm also getting off on the serious (and somewhat indignant) comments left by other VTers...more fodder for yuks!

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