"Sweet Jesus" Orlando by sarahjayn
Orlando Travel Guide: 3,079 reviews and 5,774 photos
A lot of my family members live / work in Orlando and its surrounding nests - hence, I am familiar with the joint. Generally, I find that most all of central Florida is to be feared and loathed. Orlando is no exception - - though there are some interesting / sanity-saving oddities along the way.
- Pros:uh . . .
- Cons:Dude, look around!
Reviews (11)
Lymmo / Lynx
Transportation
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Lynx is Orlando's attempt at mass transit like big cities have. Lymmo is a free transit service that might get you from... more travel advice
Veggie Burgers Galore
Restaurants
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The Globe is a converted grunge bar that serves vegetarian food that's actually pretty good. It's open all the time,... more travel advice
An Oasis from the crap that is Orlando
Nightlife
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The Independent Bar is nothing special, really, but it's the only bar that I've been able to stomach in Orlando. It's... more travel advice
The World's Most Expensive Cabs
Tourist Traps
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Okay, so in some seriously retarded moments, I have shelled out the fifty dollars to get from Uptown to JFK so I... more travel advice
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Comments (14)
Interesting page.. LOL.. Always wanted to visit.. Thanks for your visit to my Texas page.. ;-) Cheers!
Brilliantly hillarious tips. Thanks.
Good page, very real and honest. We are not much on amusment parks anyway, find them to be tourist traps. Very good information and tips, thank you for sharing. :o)
So Orlando is more than just Disneyworld? I loved your perspective! But just for the record, my granddaughter thought it was heaven.
Orlando appears to be the home of 'big' things!
My take on Orlando exactly! (BTW, I thought the Lynx system was okay.)
Fanstastic page! Loved your comments!
Oh, this is great stuff. Your comment on my Orlando page had me roaring. A confusing bender? EXCELLENT! You're right, that WAS a good movie. One of my faves. Don't tell my husband, but I'd like an Orgasmatron.
Great stuff, you have a fab style of humour too
It's official. I haven't even finishing rating your Orlando page because I'm wetting myself over your wit and moxy. Thanks for making my day! I'm also getting off on the serious (and somewhat indignant) comments left by other VTers...more fodder for yuks!