San Francisco Tourist Trap Tips by funnybeee

Does it look like I am having fun, huh??????

I am sure some people have a blast going down here, but boy I sure couldn't wait to get the hell out of there.

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At Least Do This: Option 1:
Hail a cab and get away from that place as fast as you can.

Option 2:
Find Jones Street and hike up it, way way up untill you end up at the top (Russian Hill). You will see some beautiful views of the Bay Bridge.

Option 3:
Go to pier 41 and see when is the next available day you can get to Alcatraz. You need to buy tickets in advance.

Option 4:
Give the finger to the Bone Man and the Bush Man cuz they are so frikkin' annoying.

Option 5:
Have dinner at Scoma's.
Alternative: See above mentioned Option 2 and 3.