Hi and welcome to my home page and thank you for visiting.
Friends have often asked me "How the hell have you managed to reach the age of 60 without killing yourself"
The answer is "Only God knows"
Those of you who know me will have heard the tales of how I am successful with fire, some of my DIY adventures and of course, messing around with live crocodiles.
Sheila, my wife.
Messing about on my computer.
Being the secretary of my local cricket club.
Having a laugh.
Any grumpy buggers.
Any @rsehole who is cruel to animals, they should be educated, then shot.
Racism. There is just no need for it, grow up for feck sake.