San José Tourist Trap Tips by happyhourkid

At least for some.

Again, I didn't have any clue on what I was heading into when I went on this vacation. I knew I was getting a good time with the guys, great weather, a beach, nice scenery, etc. But the whores are almost overwhelming! Although I kept my distance, I can see how some people can easily succumb to the pressures, considering many of the girls are gorgeous, you've been drinking like a rock star, etc. All I have to say is: make sure you follow your heart. If your heart tells you to cough up the $60 and bang her, make sure you are well protected.

On the other hand, you have whores like the filfthy disgusting one you see here on the right. This picture was taken while sitting on a park bench waiting for some of the guys to come down from the hotel room.

Makes you want to vomit. I think I would have rather tapped the one on the left : )

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