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El Yunque National Forest Travel Guide: 61 reviews and 270 photos

Welcome to the Jungle

I am in love with a Japanese lady. We drink together often and have had many nights that ended in me screaming into a microphone in the confines of a Karaoke Bar. We rumage through the pages of the song list in search of the classics that have embedded in the long term memory, Yuki looks for the Japanese, I look for the English. I sing London Burning by The Clash, I diversify with Madonna, Papa Don't Preach and always end with Welcome To The Jungle by Guns and Roses. When I get to Sha na na na knees..knees my vocal chords are blown out. I get hoarse, my throat scratchy. The itchy throat is ovrpowered by the thoughts tornadoing within my scullian of the JUNGLE. I have wanted to be inside a jungle since watching TOUR OF DUTY, an American TV show about the war in Vietnam, and although they were engaging in acts I do not agree with, the environment that was engulfing them, the trees, the vines, the ferns, all intrigued me.

  • Last visit to El Yunque National Forest: Apr 2006
  • Intro Updated May 9, 2016
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  • grandmaR's Profile Photo
    Apr 11, 2009 at 7:31 AM

    My husband didn't take the window picture when he climbed the tower. Of course I didn't wear high heels either - guess we are not 'with it'

  • Flipboy's Profile Photo
    Jul 7, 2006 at 8:28 PM

    Yuki has a halo in your accomodation pic ;op

  • kazander's Profile Photo
    Jun 1, 2006 at 1:11 PM

    we have those window shots in our album as well....they just ask to be taken


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