"Amsterdam" a Amsterdam Travel Page by Custodyspice

I visited Amsterdam August 2003 with some friends for a wild weekend. It was certainly that.

A good deal on Anglia Railways took us all the way to Central Station. We spent most of our time in the Red Light district, Im afraid to say. And this was the first place Id seen my first live sex show (Queueing in the foto). A bit like being in a seedy cinema. A round fee of about ?20 and we could spend as long as wanted, so we were in there for about an hour. We even managed to secure front row seats. A bloke dressed as a monkey squirted some 'stuff' over us from his nether regions, which to this day Im convinced was the real thing. I laughed my socks off! My friend, whose shirt was as stiff as a board later, wasnt so impressed.

A boat trip later, down the Amstel, passing a coffeeshop my bloke 'tripped' and smacked his head on the pavement and knocked himself unconcious, so we spent the next night in Casualty. Turns out he fractured his skull.

We didnt do as much as we'd have liked, as we were either spoilt for choice in the porn shops, too pissed or down the local hospital.

The giant cock and balls fountain is a must-see. It is a beautiful place and we will go again. Definately the place for a wild cheap weekend with a group. More geared towards the lads, but if you're an open-minded girl you'll love it just as much! Well, I'm going back....